Parent info: Best Whatever Ever! Stories for Kids is recommended for ages 6-10 and 11 plus. It's an Episodic show that can be listened to in any order. Made in the USA, it's about Comedy for kids. Launched in 2020, it has 5 seasons.
Welcome back to Best Whatever Ever! This isn’t one of our usual story adventures — instead, Ira is popping in with a message for our listeners to say hello, explain where we’ve been, and remind everyone that BWE is still very much alive.…
Sam loves life on the farm, but everything changes when he plants a single chocolate chip—and wakes up to a magical cookie tree! Fresh, gooey cookies hang from its branches every day, but soon, Sam notices they’re mysteriously disappearing. Determined to catch…
We’re back! We know it’s been a loooooong break – some of our listeners are probably now in college! ;) Spencer and Scarlett have some stories they really want to share. So here they are! First: Scarlett tells a short story about Lily having an adventure in he…
In this brand new episode of Best Whatever Ever! take a journey with Percival, the world’s best airline pilot… who happens to be eight-years old! But when a super nervous passenger comes onboard, he’s in for the ride of his life as Percival navigates past alie…
We’re back with SEASON 4! In this episode we talk about – brace yourselves — boogers! So yeah, it’s a little gross but in a super mega extra silly way. Alex has picked the perfect booger. But when the Booger Fairy comes in the middle of the night to take his p…
We’re in-between seasons and on summer vacation… in the meantime, we’re bringing you this very special BONUS EPISODE, which features not one, but TWO short stories written and narrated by Spencer and Scarlett. Spencer’s story is about Friday the 13th and Scarl…
Once upon a time pirates and ninjas were friends. They teamed up to fight zombie swarms and alien invasions and saved the world together thousands of times! But then the great FALLING OUT happened and they became SWORN ENEMIES! But when a pirate girl and a nin…
It’s Wendy’s job to wake up the world. Literally. Every morning, Wendy wakes up super early… before everyone! But one morning, an under-the-bed monster sabotages her routine and keeps night from turning to day. Now it’s up to Wendy to figure out how to do her …
It’s a MASH-UP episode! What happens when you take a pegasus and a bulldozer and smoosh them together in the same story? Tune-in to follow the adventures of Wendell, a pegasus who just can’t seem to follow the rules of the “Pegasus Pack.” When Wendell stumbles…
It’s a new year and that means it’s time for a NEW YOU! Or does it? Jonah can’t think of anything to change about himself, but he thinks that’s what’s expected of everyone at the beginning of each new year. In search of a New Year's Resolution, he stumbles ont…
PART 2 of a 2-PART story. The exciting conclusion to our annual Christmas & Holiday episode! Hoodwinked into delivering presents to the naughty children of Brickleberry Lane, Santa Claus and Herman Horrendous are under attack! Are they doomed? Or can a generou…
It’s time for our annual Christmas & Holiday episode! It’s PART 1 of a 2-PART story. Santa is back and he needs help. It turns out the naughtiest kids in the world are somehow on Santa’s Nice List! How is that possible?! Santa has no choice but to deliver pres…
Ellie is on vacation... in Hawaii! That sounds awesome, but not to Ellie. Hawaii has beaches. And beaches have water. And Ellie HATES water! But when she stumbles upon a mysterious package that contains a mermaid tail with magical powers, will Ellie learn to l…
It’s Halloween and we decided to combine the 3 spookiest “Best Whatever Ever!”stories into a single SUPERSIZED special compilation episode. It’s like one stop shopping, er, Trick or Treating with three perfect Halloween stories for kids: THE CURSE OF THE PINKY…
Earth is experiencing a dreadful heat wave and it’s up to the Ice Cream Penguins of Antarctica to help! Led by a penguin named Giulia, they declare that they will deliver delicious ice cream to everyone in the world. But their plan goes awry when Giulia loads …
It’s Halloween and that means Albert Apeinstein, the world’s smartest chimp, is back! After sneaking out of the zoo for the night, Albert stumbles onto a Halloween party at Trickelberry Harbor where he meets a daredevil boy who declares he’s “un-scardable.” Th…
What happens when you run out of ideas? Lily is about to find out. She LOVES art. She draws, paints and sculpts all the time. But one day, while painting a mural of a beautiful beach scene, she suddenly runs out of ideas! Her head feels empty and she’s convinc…
Can you imagine a new season of “Best Whatever Ever!” without a giant monster story? Neither can we! This time join Gerard, who is convinced there is a giant monster in his closet. But his older sister, Jasmine, doesn’t believe him. Will Gerard muster up the c…
SEASON 3 BEGINS with a special BACK-TO-SCHOOL episode! It’s going to be the WORST school year ever! Or is it? Olivia is really nervous about her first day back at school. Rumor has it that her principal is actually a supervillain who has dastardly deeds planne…
Will Detective Darlene Dewhardy, Aidan the Superhero and Herman Horrendous save summer? Only if they can work together. After a mysterious snow storm on the last day of school in June, Principal Maloney declares that summer is officially cancelled. Now it’s up…
Oh no! Summer is cancelled! After a mysterious snow storm on the last day of school, Principal Maloney declares that summer is officially cancelled. Now it’s up to Detective Darlene Dewhardy and arch-enemies Aidan the Kid Superhero and Herman Horrendous the Ki…
Our two favorite unicorns, Edgar and Ursula, return in an all-new magical adventure. A horse who claims he’s really a unicorn enlists Edgar and Ursula’s help to find his lost horn. He takes them on an adventure around the world where they encounter other horne…
A very special BEDTIME STORY episode! Everyone loves bedtime stories… but not every kid loves bedTIME. One night, Olivia decides she doesn’t want to go to sleep. And to her surprise -- and delight -- her mom says she doesn’t have to. Join Olivia as she tries t…
Hissy and Moomie are back in an all-new hug-filled adventure! Hissy is the friendliest boa constrictor ever and was born to give hugs.That’s his purpose in life! When Hissy and his best friend Moomie the mouse concoct a plan to visit the local dog park to meet…
Detective Darlene Dewhardy is back and this time she needs to solve an April Fools’ Day mystery. The children of Trickleberry Lane wake up on April 1st to find their prized possessions missing! Who is behind the thefts? Is it an epic prank gone wrong? And coul…
Remember George the Giant Robot from season 2, episode 1? He’s back. And this time he has a GIANT problem to solve. The Easter Bunny has eaten carrots infused with Instant Growth Formula and is now rampaging through the neighborhood. Can George stop the now-gi…
PART 2 OF A 2-PART SPECIAL ST. PATRICK’S DAY STORY: 8 year-old boy genius Dr. Shaun has been sentenced to Leprechaun jail… for 800 years! He “accidentally” stole Leprechaun gold and learned the hard way that you don’t ever want to mess with a Leprechaun. But A…
PART 1 OF A 2-PART SPECIAL ST. PATRICK’S DAY STORY. After inventing a rainbow-making machine, an 8 year-old boy genius named “Dr.” Shaun uses it to create a ton of rainbows. And he decides to take all the gold from the pots he finds at the end of them. But wh…
What would you do if you had the chance to reset the world? To get a big, fat do-over! That’s exactly what happens to Russell. After flunking his math test and running afoul of the school’s meanest meanie, he comes across a button that simply says, “Reset.” An…
Sammy brings his prized possession to the beach to show all his friends. It happens to be a teeny tiny golden pebble… the same size as a grain of sand. Chaos breaks loose when a gust of wind sends the pebble flying. Cheered on by his friend Jessica and nay-say…
In season 1, episodes 9 and 10, we met Edward’s super-cool grandmother who always brings him the most over-the-top toys whenever she visits (like a life-sized submarine!). This time, Edward’s Grandpa visits and he loves to… nap! During one of his extreme naps,…
Nobody loves Valentine’s Day more than Lila. So when Cupid suddenly retires and she inherits his bow, arrows and wings, she’s thrilled! That is until the super-meanie Shadow Cupid shows up to wreck her favorite day by cursing everyone in the neighborhood with …
WELCOME TO SEASON 2 OF BEST WHATEVER EVER! “Beep! Bloop!” George is a giant robot and robots don’t sleep. They also don’t eat or poop or take baths. So what do they do? They guard stuff -- all day and all night. Some giant robots guard banks and amusement park…
Oh no! Scarlett’s beloved stuffed doggies are missing! She left them in Santa Monica and now it’s up to her dad to find and save them. But things don’t go as planned. His superhero suit is at the dry cleaners (how else can he fly?!), his car is out of gas, and…
It’s “Muahahaha!” vs. “Ho! Ho! Ho!” Herman Horrendous is only ten years old, but he’s already #1 on Santa Claus’ Naughty List. That’s because he wants to be a supervillain. After committing the most despicable evil deeds all year -- like cutting in line in the…
Susie has so many pets, but she’s always wanted a snake. But her mom is terrified of them and has always refused! When her mom finally gives in, Susie adopts a boa constrictor named Hissy. And Hissy is the nicest boa ever... and loves to give hugs! But the las…
In episode 4 we met Michael, a kid who couldn’t wait for his loose tooth to fall out, so he concocted a whole bunch of schemes to trick his Tooth Fairy into leaving him money. In the middle of the story, his Tooth Fairy goes missing! What happened to her?…
Gobble Gobble! Most kids have pets like dogs or cats or turtles. Thomas has a turkey! Yes, a turkey. The kind that goes, “Gobble Gobble!” Thomas and Turkey like to do all the things that kids do with their pets. They play catch, go for walks and even cuddle. B…
PART TWO OF AN EPIC TWO-PART STORY. Edward is on a quest to find his grandmother’s missing present. It’s a journey that ultimately takes him to outer space. At the end of the last episode, Edward and his loyal dog, Alpha, arrived on the planet Mars just in tim…
PART ONE OF AN EPIC TWO-PART STORY. Every time Edward’s grandma visits, she brings him the most incredible, over-the-top-toys imaginable. But what happens when she loses the latest toy somewhere in her travels? It’s up to Edward to embark on a quest that will …
It was a stinky, sweltering stinkfest of a day. On the hottest day of the year, it’s the Supersonic Ice Cream Truck to the rescue! And the truck needs twins Jack and Jacqueline’s help to deliver ice cream to all the hungry kids in the neighborhood. But things …
Albert Apeinstein is the world’s smartest chimpanzee. One day, he decides to escape from the zoo… only to stumble onto a Halloween block party! Everyone thinks he’s just a kid in a very realistic chimp costume, so he fits right in. Albert learns that if you sp…
Everyone loves a mystery! And no one loves a mystery more than Detective Darlene Dewhardy! Darlene is a kid sleuth and she is trying to solve the mystery of the disappearance of her brother's favorite sock. With her magnifying glass, flashlight, and a knack fo…
It’s Aidan’s birthday and he wants to wish for a superpower, but can’t decide which one. Super strength? Super speed? Flight? Invisibility? There are just too many to choose. So what happens when he decides to wish for them ALL? Listen to episode 5 to find out…
Michael’s tooth is loose, and he can’t wait for it to fall out. He has his mind set on a shiny, new red bicycle and wants money from his Tooth Fairy NOW! He devises a series of plans (well, they’re more like scams) to trick his Tooth Fairy into giving him mone…
Psst! Let me tell you a secret. UNICORNS ARE REAL! So how come you’ve never seen one? That’s because they ended up in a magical land by accident, and this is the story of how it happened. It all started with Noah (as in Noah’s Ark) and his not-so-competent bro…
Trust me, never ever break a pinky promise. What happens if you do? Listen to episode 2 of Best Whatever Ever! Stories for Kids to find out! In today’s story, a seven year-old boy named Bo makes — and breaks — a pinky promise, and what happens next is super cr…
In this very first episode of Best Whatever Ever! Stories for Kids we attempt to solve one of the world’s greatest unsolved mysteries: Where do Giant Monsters POOP?! I know you’ve always wondered about this. It’s a question that has certainly kept me awake at …
Welcome to the Best Whatever Ever! Stories for Kids podcast. Best Whatever Ever! is a podcast for kids that features original stories all about the stuff that kids really care about… like: “Where do giant monsters poop?” “What happens when you break a pinky pr…
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