A riotously funny all-ages podcast where Andy Stanton (author of the Mr Gum books, extremely bright) and Carrie Quinlan (of Radio 4, also extremely bright) allow children (not bright) to ask any questions that they want the answers to. Who invented cheese? What are trees for and why are they everywhere? What’s the opposite of a kettle?
Using their immense
// Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.… //
// Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.… //
// Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.… //
// Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.… //
// Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.… //
// Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.… //
// Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.… //
// Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.… //
// Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.… //
// Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.… //
// Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.… //
// Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.… //
// Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.… //
// Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.… //
// Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.… //
// Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.… //
// Ask The Nincompoops are BACK! And they're going to STAY BEING BACK!… //
// Now’s your chance to put YOUR questions LIVE to the huge SQUISHY brains of two GENIUSES as the brilliant ASK THE NINCOMPOOPS brings you it's first annual Christmas show!… //
// Now’s your chance to put YOUR questions LIVE to the huge SQUISHY brains of two GENIUSES as the brilliant ASK THE NINCOMPOOPS brings you it's first annual Christmas show!… //
// Now’s your chance to put YOUR questions LIVE to the huge SQUISHY brains of two GENIUSES as the brilliant ASK THE NINCOMPOOPS makes its LIVE debut!… //
// Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.… //
// Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.… //
// In this edumactational festive special, Carrie Quinlan (a VERY clever grown-up) and Andy Stanton (who is also a VERY clever grown-up, thank you, actually) are answering the Christmas questions sent into them by listeners to the Ask The Nincompoops podcasts.… //
// Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.… //
// Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.… //
// Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.… //
// Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.… //
// Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.… //
// Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.… //
// Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.… //
// Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. All you children have soft, squashy brains which don't work very well. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING. After all, how many kids have won the Nobel Prize for Genetics? NONE.… //
// For the first time in human history, the tremendously clever grown-ups Andy Stanton (a bearded man behind the beloved Mr Gum books) and Carrie Quinlan (an unbearded woman who comes out of your radio) will be sharing the vast knowledge they've gained during the… //
// For the first time in human history, the tremendously clever grown-ups Andy Stanton (a bearded man behind the beloved Mr Gum books) and Carrie Quinlan (an unbearded woman who comes out of your radio) will be sharing the vast knowledge they've gained during the… //
// For the first time in human history, the tremendously clever grown-ups Andy Stanton (a bearded man behind the beloved Mr Gum books) and Carrie Quinlan (an unbearded woman who comes out of your radio) will be sharing the vast knowledge they've gained during the… //
// For the first time in human history, the tremendously clever grown-ups Andy Stanton (a bearded man behind the beloved Mr Gum books) and Carrie Quinlan (an unbearded woman who comes out of your radio) will be sharing the vast knowledge they've gained during the… //
// For the first time in human history, the tremendously clever grown-ups Andy Stanton (a bearded man behind the beloved Mr Gum books) and Carrie Quinlan (an unbearded woman who comes out of your radio) will be sharing the vast knowledge they've gained during the… //
// For the first time in human history, the tremendously clever grown-ups Andy Stanton (a bearded man behind the beloved Mr Gum books) and Carrie Quinlan (an unbearded woman who comes out of your radio) will be sharing the vast knowledge they've gained during the… //
// For the first time in human history, the tremendously clever grown-ups Andy Stanton (a bearded man behind the beloved Mr Gum books) and Carrie Quinlan (an unbearded woman who comes out of your radio) will be sharing the vast knowledge they've gained during the… //
// For the first time in human history, the tremendously clever grown-ups Andy Stanton (a bearded man behind the beloved Mr Gum books) and Carrie Quinlan (an unbearded woman who comes out of your radio) will be sharing the vast knowledge they've gained during the… //
// Coming on Friday 28th September, it's Ask The Nincompoops!… //
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