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    If Objects Could Talk

    What is Athena's owl doing in the Greek marketplace? How does a snake bracelet celebrate her favorite holiday? This first season on If Objects Could Talk, the newest series from Getty Podcasts, artifacts leave the museum vault and come alive to share their side of the story.

    Parent info: If Objects Could Talk is recommended for ages 6-10 and 11 plus. It's an Episodic show that can be listened to in any order. Made in the USA, it's about History and Education for kids. Launched in 2025, it has 2 seasons.

    There are 20 episodes

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    The most recent appears first.

    • Coming Soon: Bastille Day (and Season 2)
      Coming Soon: Bastille Day (and Season 2)

      4 minSeason 2Trailer9 July 2026

      Announcing Season 2, this mini-episode features Purrquoise, a bright turquoise porcelain cat that was made in China in the 1700s and has traveled the world ever since. Now that he’s made himself at home in Los Angeles, he’s ready to pitch his script all about …

    • (Rerun) Snake Charm on Your Arm
      (Rerun) Snake Charm on Your Arm

      10 min6 March 2026

      (Rerun) How does a snake bracelet celebrate her favorite holiday? Learn about gold jewelry, the meaning of snakes for ancient Egyptians, and the Roman holiday of Saturnalia from this snake who knows all the best secrets!

    • Going for Glory: A History of the Ancient Olympics
      Going for Glory: A History of the Ancient Olympics

      12 min2 February 2026

      You probably know that the Olympics started in ancient Greece, but did you know that they started as just a single running race? Or that the athletes—all male—competed naked and covered in oil?

    • Introducing Constant Wonder Kids: Do Plants Think?
      Introducing Constant Wonder Kids: Do Plants Think?

      17 minSeason 1Promo26 January 2026

      This season on If Objects Could Talk we imagined what would happen if museum objects could talk. But have you ever wondered if plants could talk?

    • Your Ultimate Saturnalia Gift Guide!
      Your Ultimate Saturnalia Gift Guide!

      8 minEpisode 1117 December 2025

      From bad poetry and papyrus to candles and boar, give the gifts any Roman would love to receive with our Ultimate Saturnalia Gift Guide! (Cue the air horns.)

    • Culture Kids Collab: You're Invited to an Ancient Roman Dinner Party! (Part 2)
      Culture Kids Collab: You're Invited to an Ancient Roman Dinner Party! (Part 2)

      16 min15 December 2025

      This week we’re sharing part two of our collaboration with the Culture Kids podcast. (Head back to the feed for part one if you haven't listened yet!)

    • Culture Kids Collab: Culture Train Time Travel to Ancient Rome! (Part 1)
      Culture Kids Collab: Culture Train Time Travel to Ancient Rome! (Part 1)

      17 min8 December 2025

      This week we’re sharing a collaboration with the Culture Kids podcast. Asher and his mom Kristen join If Objects Could Talk producer Zoe at the Getty Villa Museum to learn about Roman dinner parties—then we travel back in time to experience one!

    • (Rerun) All's Fair in Love and Games
      (Rerun) All's Fair in Love and Games

      12 min17 November 2025

      (Rerun) Does this acrobatic astragalos (an ancient kind of dice) have what it takes to win the big game? Learn about the twists and turns of ancient gameplay and how sheep knucklebones aren’t so different from modern dice.

    • Introducing Who Arted: The Treasures of King Tutankhamun's Tomb
      Introducing Who Arted: The Treasures of King Tutankhamun's Tomb

      6 minSeason 1Promo10 November 2025

      This week we're sharing an episode of another art history podcast we love! Who Arted celebrates art in all of its forms and in terms anyone can understand. Each episode tells the story of a different artist and artwork. Who Arted is written and produced by art…

    • The Case of the Missing…Me?!
      The Case of the Missing…Me?!

      13 minEpisode 1027 October 2025

      Like a noir detective, this key with a horsehead handle becomes embroiled in a mysterious disappearance—her very own! Help her investigate the blacksmith’s workshop and solve the case so she can open her special box again.

    • Dude, Where’s My Sheep?
      Dude, Where’s My Sheep?

      14 minSeason 1Episode 920 October 2025

      This dancing Satyr—half goat, half man, all prankster—is on the move, sealing important documents that travel across Etruria, a pre-Roman civilization. With his good-luck scarab on his back, he travels to help a birthday girl’s wish come true and only gets the…

    • A Water Jug Spills the Tea
      A Water Jug Spills the Tea

      13 minSeason 1Episode 813 October 2025

      One of the three women on this hydria (water jug) gives us a peek at some old-fashioned water cooler gossip. At a time before indoor plumbing, the water fountain was a center of urban life—so these ladies got to hear it all!

    • Lar, Help Us!
      Lar, Help Us!

      10 minSeason 1Episode 76 October 2025

      Start your day the Roman way with an offering to this pocket-sized household demigod called a Lar. Follow along with a family’s daily rituals and routines and hear how this Lar protected two young boys from getting into trouble.

    • Schooled by a Fish
      Schooled by a Fish

      13 minSeason 1Episode 629 September 2025

      Blowing glass is just like blowing bubbles, sort of. This fish flask is used to leading a school (she is a fish, after all!) so she’ll teach you all about Roman glassblowing and ancient apprenticeships—as well as the importance of creativity and kindness.

    • I’m Ready for My Closeup Meow
      I’m Ready for My Closeup Meow

      12 minSeason 1Episode 522 September 2025

      This Egyptian cat statuette is here to set the record straight. Yes, she’s a little bit of a diva, but don’t all cats deserve to be worshiped? No, she’s not really the goddess Bastet, just an offering to her, thank you very much. And no, she’s certainly no pho…

    • Light on Your Feet
      Light on Your Feet

      9 minSeason 1Episode 415 September 2025

      A pair of feet lights up the scene—literally. This feet-shaped lamp knows he’s a little silly, but he’s got some seriously important work to do! Hear about how ancient houses were designed and lit in a time before you could just flip a switch.

    • A Very Brave Owl
      A Very Brave Owl

      12 minSeason 1Episode 38 September 2025

      What dangers await Athena’s brave and loyal owl at the Greek marketplace? This Athenian coin shares his take on how money was made and used in ancient Greek city states—and how different states had different rules around the agora, or marketplace, that could s…

    • All’s Fair in Love and Games
      All’s Fair in Love and Games

      12 minSeason 1Episode 28 September 2025

      Does this acrobatic astragalos (an ancient kind of dice) have what it takes to win the big game? Learn about the twists and turns of ancient gameplay and how sheep knucklebones aren’t so different from modern dice.

    • Snake Charm on Your Arm
      Snake Charm on Your Arm

      10 minSeason 1Episode 18 September 2025

      How does a snake bracelet celebrate her favorite holiday? Learn about gold jewelry, the meaning of snakes for ancient Egyptians, and the Roman holiday of Saturnalia from this snake who knows all the best secrets!

    • If Objects Could Talk Trailer
      If Objects Could Talk Trailer

      1 minSeason 1Trailer18 August 2025

      Trailer for the first season of Getty's new podcast for kids and families

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