Parent info: Mr Morton's Barmy Book of Bonkers Bits: Funny Bedtime Stories for Kids is recommended for ages 6-10. It's an Episodic show that can be listened to in any order. Made in the UK, it's about Comedy and Facts for kids. Launched in 2025, it has 1 season.
The Hunting of Bonkers Bits: a special kids storytelling podcast episode about where stories actually come from…
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Three Billy Goats Buff: a hilarious kids storytelling podcast episode about trolls, vanity, and catastrophic protein shakes…
The Pencil That Drew Tomorrow: a funny kids storytelling podcast about a magic pencil and catastrophically bad decisions…
The Boy Who Sneezed Through Time: a funny kids storytelling podcast about hayfever, headteachers, and accidental time travel…
The Wafer Bones: a funny kids storytelling podcast about biscuit skeletons and snack crimes…
Operation Sprout: a hilarious kids storytelling podcast episode about one epic kitchen showdown…
The Accidental Axolotl – a kids storytelling podcast adventure…
The Koala Who Couldn't Cling – a kids storytelling podcast adventure…
Luna has started noticing the change jar getting lower. Not quickly. Not all at once. Just slowly, like a puddle shrinking in the sun. Coins come out for bus fare. School things. Plasters. Shampoo. And the jar keeps getting emptier. She tries not to count. But…
Mum's Marathon – a hilarious kids storytelling podcast adventure…
Alfie finds a magic lamp behind the skate ramp at the rec. It is dented, dull, and smells faintly of old socks and disappointment. Out pops a blue genie who speaks only in rhyme and offers three wishes. This should be brilliant. This should be the best day eve…
The Boy Who Couldn't Stop Hiccupping – a kids storytelling podcast adventure…
The Sleeping Beauty Who Wouldn't Wake Up – a kids storytelling podcast adventure…
Mr Morton's Barmy Book of Bonkers Bits: The Second Hand Shop Next Door…
Mr Morton's Barmy Book of Bonkers Bits: The Thing That Became Nothing…
Mr Morton's Barmy Book of Bonkers Bits: The Bicycles That Wouldn't Work…
Mr Morton's Barmy Book of Bonkers Bits: The Wolf Who Couldn't Help Himself…
Penelope Puddleworth's Perfect Problem: a hilariously bonkers kids storytelling episode Penelope Puddleworth wakes up eight feet tall and absolutely perfect—and quickly discovers that being giant is not all it’s cracked up to be. The bigger she is, the harder …
Wendy Wobblewand and the Bonkers Brew: a delightfully chaotic kids storytelling episode In a wonky kitchen at the end of Wobble Street, Wendy Wobblewand brews potions her own way: messy, magical, and utterly bonkers. When a curious neighbour sneaks in to help,…
Mrs Puddifoot does not care for New Year's Eve. It is cold, loud, and full of people shouting at the sky as if the sky has done something personal. Mrs Puddifoot would much rather stay indoors with a kettle, a biscuit, and a firm commitment to letting the year…
The Bauble Who Saved My Christmas ✨🎁…
You already know the opening line. You already know the hush it creates when it is spoken softly, in a darkened room, with the day finally done. This is the classic Christmas poem told the way it is meant to be told. Warmly. Clearly. With space to breathe and …
Christmas Eve is meant to be a smooth little sleigh ride into bedtime. Calm, organised, magical. But what if the elves decide they have had enough and go on strike right when everyone is counting on them.…
A Christmas tree should do one job. Stand there. Look festive. Accept baubles without complaint. Hold the angel upright. Provide a pleasant backdrop for presents. This one has other plans.…
A goldfish is supposed to forget things. That is the whole reputation. Three second memory. Clean slate every moment. Blissfully unaware of grudges, complaints, or the concept of payback. But what if one tiny goldfish remembers one thing for just a bit too lon…
The Ghost Who Wasn't Scary 👻🌙…
The Leaf That Refused to Fall 🍂🍃…
The Grumpiest Slide in Grumpshaw: a hilarious kids storytelling episode about pride, chaos, and finding your perfect place In Grumpshaw Playground stood a slide who thought it was the most magnificent piece of engineering ever created. Polished, perfect, and e…
The Dummy Thieves: a wildly funny kids storytelling episode about magical mischief and letting go Teagan Mumbleton can cartwheel whilst reciting the alphabet backwards. She can build incredible creations from scraps and juggle sandwiches without making a mess.…
The Pencil Case Rebellion: a funny kids storytelling episode about misbehaving school supplies Meet Tommy Henderson's pencil case, Barry. Inside, the school supplies had had enough! Chewed pencils, uncapped pens, and a tiny eraser barely hanging on—they were r…
Percy's Perfectly Wonky Line: a fun kids storytelling episode about mistakes that make magic Meet Percy the Pencil: bright yellow, perfectly pink eraser, and a shiny silver tip. But Percy had a big wobbling worry—his very first day at school! Could he write st…
Looking for funny bedtime stories for kids that are clean, cosy, and calming? Welcome to Mr Morton's Barmy Book of Bonkers Bits, a weekly kids storytelling podcast packed with short, silly children's stories told with warmth, wit, and a dash of theatrical flai…
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