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BewilderBeasts!

Host Melissa McCue-McGrath dives deep into the weirdest, funniest, sciency-est ways in which animals intersect at humanity. How is a horse responsible for the FDA? How did fish farts nearly cause bombs to fly between Russia and Sweden? Which pigeon saved 194 soldiers in WW1? Why are honey bees trained to find unexploded landmines in Croatia? Let's go!

Parent info: BewilderBeasts! is recommended for ages 6-10 and 11 plus. It's an Episodic show that can be listened to in any order. Made in the USA, it's about Nature and Science for kids. Launched in 2020, it has 7 seasons.

There are 138 episodes

Episodes
The most recent appears first.

  • Bonus: Butt Science and Twitter Bird Bans
    Bonus: Butt Science and Twitter Bird Bans

    27 minSeason 7Episode 11914 July 2024

    First aired February 2023

  • Bonus: Ursa Majors
    Bonus: Ursa Majors

    15 minSeason 7Episode 1187 July 2024

    First aired October 2021

  • Bonus: Great Escapes
    Bonus: Great Escapes

    21 minSeason 7Episode 11730 June 2024

    First Aired: Feb 10, 2022

  • Bonus: Mail Cats?
    Bonus: Mail Cats?

    12 minSeason 7Episode 11624 June 2024

    First aired: August, 2022

  • Bonus:Dengue Chicks and the Grocery Store Walk of Shame
    Bonus:Dengue Chicks and the Grocery Store Walk of Shame

    30 minSeason 7Episode 11517 June 2024

    First Aired: January 20, 2023

  • Bonus: BOTY goes Batty
    Bonus: BOTY goes Batty

    21 minSeason 7Episode 11410 June 2024

    First Aired: Nov 5, 2021

  • Bonus: A Monkey Could Work Here
    Bonus: A Monkey Could Work Here

    13 minSeason 7Episode 1143 June 2024

    First aired April 19, 2022

  • Bonus: Monique
    Bonus: Monique

    29 minSeason 7Episode 11328 May 2024

    First aired: Nov 26, 2023

  • Bonus: A Troubling of Goldfish
    Bonus: A Troubling of Goldfish

    14 minSeason 7Episode 11227 May 2024

    First aired Nov. 2022

  • Bonus: Methed Snails
    Bonus: Methed Snails

    25 minSeason 7Episode 11119 May 2024

    First Aired August, 2023:

  • Bonus: Monarchy Charlies
    Bonus: Monarchy Charlies

    13 minSeason 7Episode 11012 May 2024

    First aired: Sept 13, 2022

  • Bonus: Jail Birds
    Bonus: Jail Birds

    23 minSeason 7Episode 1096 May 2024

    First aired July 28, 2022

  • Bonus: Oh, Canada
    Bonus: Oh, Canada

    22 minSeason 7Episode 10829 April 2024

    First Aired on Dec 25, 2022

  • Bonus: Longshot
    Bonus: Longshot

    25 minSeason 7Episode 10722 April 2024

    First Aired June 8, 2022

  • Bonus: Gettysburg
    Bonus: Gettysburg

    22 minSeason 7Episode 10615 April 2024

    First aired June 22, 2023:

  • Bonus: The Dogs Who Mapped Australia
    Bonus: The Dogs Who Mapped Australia

    28 minSeason 7Episode 1058 April 2024

    First aired July 2023:

  • Bonus: Pika Who?
    Bonus: Pika Who?

    15 minSeason 7Episode 10431 March 2024

    This Patreon Exclusive episode (#2) first aired on August 4, 2021.

  • Bonus: Oh, Evolution
    Bonus: Oh, Evolution

    7 minSeason 7Episode 10331 March 2024

    The very first Patreon Exclusive episode was ....super short. It first aired on July 22, 2021. I wasn't sure if it would play or work at all. But, this test led directly to another 28+ episodes, so thank you, evolution ;)

  • Bonus: Ukraine's Little Bullet
    Bonus: Ukraine's Little Bullet

    24 minSeason 7Episode 10217 March 2024

    This Patreon Exclusive Episode first aired May 16, 2022

  • BONUS: Luck o' the Irish Setter
    BONUS: Luck o' the Irish Setter

    19 minSeason 7Episode 10110 March 2024

    Patreon exclusive number 9: Originally aired March 16, 2022

  • Bonus: Daddy Shortlegs
    Bonus: Daddy Shortlegs

    18 minSeason 7Episode 124 March 2024

    Patreon exclusive #6: First aired Dec 7 2021

  • Ep 100: The Center
    Ep 100: The Center

    40 minSeason 6Episode 1004 March 2024

    We close out the series by discussing the humans who dedicate their lives as the bridge between wildlife and education, and a left-hand turn into the vultures who perform sky burials.

  • Ep 99: Rises and Falls
    Ep 99: Rises and Falls

    25 minSeason 6Episode 9926 February 2024

    'We can never have luck without a cat on board' he said. If this were true, the crew would have been better off with a different cat. "

  • Ep 98: Buzzzzzzz
    Ep 98: Buzzzzzzz

    19 minSeason 6Episode 9919 February 2024

    Bees make one last appearance on the show, this time getting hammered on college campuses to help scientists understand the neural pathways of human addiction.

  • Ep 97: Shockoe
    Ep 97: Shockoe

    42 minSeason 6Episode 975 February 2024

    Some dogs work to close decades-old cold cases. Others are tasked with finding long-lost burial grounds, shining a light on America's racist foundation while uncovering the truth that some today wish would stay buried.

  • Ep 96: The Maine 6
    Ep 96: The Maine 6

    36 minSeason 6Episode 9629 January 2024

    This week we look at Maine's 6 dogs who might just end up on the front lines to save nearly every industry that gives Maine the name, "Vacationland. "

  • Ep 95: Zombieland
    Ep 95: Zombieland

    32 minSeason 6Episode 9522 January 2024

    Starting season 6 off with mind control parasites often found in kitty litter boxes around the world - so how is this parasite endangering monk seals in the Pacific Ocean?

  • Ep 94: Rock Baby and Baby Jail
    Ep 94: Rock Baby and Baby Jail

    30 minSeason 5Episode 9424 April 2023

    In this season finale, we'll catch up with the world's best dad - a 31-year-old bald eagle who wanted to be a dad.

  • Ep 93: Tiger Things
    Ep 93: Tiger Things

    42 minSeason 5Episode 9317 April 2023

    The history of Mike the LSU tiger, the dark reality of meeting tiger cubs, and a new law puts dumb criminals and America's worst behind bars.

  • Ep 90: Key Largo Zombie Possums
    Ep 90: Key Largo Zombie Possums

    29 minSeason 5Episode 9027 March 2023

    An unusual team of bounty hunters, biologists, possums, mosquitos, and trash pandas are finally making a dent in the Florida Everglades Python Problem. But, can they save the Everglades before the snakes find refuge in Key Largo?

  • Ep 89: Cat Turned Brew
    Ep 89: Cat Turned Brew

    28 minSeason 5Episode 8920 March 2023

    What does the Black Death, scotch whiskey, cats, the worst laws in Tennesee, and bad taxidermy have to do with each other? Oh, buckle in - we're going for a ride!

  • Ep 88: Goodbye, Earl!
    Ep 88: Goodbye, Earl!

    23 minSeason 5Episode 8813 March 2023

    This week, an unusual employee shows up to work at the R & R Garage and ended up changing their logo. Meanwhile, Melissa has the early 2000s country/pop hit, "Goodbye, Earl" stuck in her head FOR NO REASON!

  • Ep 87: Polly Wanna Murder?
    Ep 87: Polly Wanna Murder?

    33 minSeason 5Episode 876 March 2023

    New season & BIG news, plus a quartet of parrots at criminality! Let's DO this thing!

  • Ep 86: Unicorns, Rainbows and Funeral Turkey Feathers
    Ep 86: Unicorns, Rainbows and Funeral Turkey Feathers

    33 minSeason 4Episode 8619 December 2022

    Episode updates; turkey feathers were a huge part of your childhood; unicorns are real in LA; a revisit of the nightMARE before Christmas.

  • Ep 85: Because, Alaska.
    Ep 85: Because, Alaska.

    21 minSeason 4Episode 8513 December 2022

    In 75 miles of winding roads in Alaska, Trooper Shanigan's GPS froze up, leaving him lost en route to a fire in his own neighborhood. He'd have to settle for GS to get him there - a German Shepherd named Buddy, who was looking for help and found it.

  • Ep 84: SQUAWK! We'll Do It LIVE!
    Ep 84: SQUAWK! We'll Do It LIVE!

    38 minSeason 4Episode 846 December 2022

    This week's episode is a dry run of the live show that will take place at the Kennebunk Free Library on Dec. 6th at 6:30 pm. As this is an audio format, wild gesticulations, slides, and bad haircuts are all absent from this media - you need to come in person…

  • Ep 83: Five Deer (DeerDucken remix)
    Ep 83: Five Deer (DeerDucken remix)

    39 minSeason 4Episode 8328 November 2022

    A relisten to everything we got wrong about the first Thanksgiving celebration, including the animals on the table. Deerducken, anyone?

  • Ep 82: Going To The Dogs
    Ep 82: Going To The Dogs

    51 minSeason 4Episode 8222 November 2022

    The National Dog Show is a staple in many homes for the pre-Thanksgiving event - so Melissa (and special guest Paul Csomo from Avast) discuss all the terrible things we've done to purebred dogs in the name of beauty.

  • Ep 81: Avast!
    Ep 81: Avast!

    24 minSeason 4Episode 8114 November 2022

    Let's meet the "Little Boatman," the "Black Devil," the "Horse Inspirerer" -----the Schipperke, with Paul Csomo of Avast!.

  • Ep 80: Camel Cam and Sheep View
    Ep 80: Camel Cam and Sheep View

    16 minSeason 4Episode 808 November 2022

    A look at all the animals who make Google maps Google-possible, including a camel named Raffia and a whole lot of sheep in the Faroe Islands.

  • Ep 78: Eau d'Poo
    Ep 78: Eau d'Poo

    19 minSeason 4Episode 7824 October 2022

    This week, we look at how scatological scientists use fake poop to save owls and commune with rhinos. Let's GO!

  • Ep 77: The Horses Who Find The Missing
    Ep 77: The Horses Who Find The Missing

    24 minSeason 4Episode 7717 October 2022

    This week, we meet a 1600 pound animal who is also using their noses to find missing people, narcotics, and more. Giddyup.

  • Ep 76: Leavin' on a Jet Plane
    Ep 76: Leavin' on a Jet Plane

    25 minSeason 4Episode 7610 October 2022

    As promised, another series of animal escapes - this time, airport edition, plus why cats love boxes so dang much, the most dangerous job at the Singapore airport, and the zoo escapees who found refuge at a Miami area airport.

  • Ep 75: Sharkboy
    Ep 75: Sharkboy

    29 minSeason 4Episode 753 October 2022

    After a pod of dolphins saved Todd Endris from a Great White Shark, Todd went on to advocate for the sharks who nearly killed him.

  • Ep 73: The Unkindness
    Ep 73: The Unkindness

    32 minSeason 4Episode 7313 September 2022

    The many kinds of unkindnesses at the Tower of London, including murders, treason, and some rambunctious ravens who have a big prophecy on their winged shoulders.

  • Ep 72: Whoa, Uglies!
    Ep 72: Whoa, Uglies!

    25 minSeason 4Episode 725 September 2022

    The Ugly Animal Preservation Society, the world's funniest biologist Simon Watt, and a Blobfish walk into a bar; Melissa is grossed out by sound effects. We're back, baby! Season 4!

  • BONUS (Patreon Exclusive!): Hungry, Hungry Hippos
    BONUS (Patreon Exclusive!): Hungry, Hungry Hippos

    17 minSeason 3Episode 7226 July 2022

    A bonus episode pulled from Patreon to keep you company this summer. Learn all about how Pablo Escobar's bad choices led to the largest invasive species on the planet.

  • Ep 71: It's Witch-ah-Tah
    Ep 71: It's Witch-ah-Tah

    26 minSeason 3Episode 7130 May 2022

    Season 3 Finale:

  • Ep 69: Shave and a Haircut
    Ep 69: Shave and a Haircut

    24 minSeason 3Episode 699 May 2022

    One sheep in Australia goes on the "lamb" and comes back from his "ram"springa needing a haircut of epic proportions.

  • Ep 68: Who Watches The Watchmen?
    Ep 68: Who Watches The Watchmen?

    32 minSeason 3Episode 682 May 2022

    When violent militarized police attack school children protesting for the right to education in Chile, hundreds of homeless street dogs stand in the way. This story focuses on two of the hundreds of Chilean protesting dogs: the infamous Negro Matapacos (Bebe…

  • Ep 67: Doom Bloom
    Ep 67: Doom Bloom

    25 minSeason 3Episode 6725 April 2022

    An invasive little bugger is murdering trees & plants in mid-Atlantic states by sucking them dry, then uses poisonous poop to finish the job. One hero rises above to turn poisonous poop lemons into delicious vomit lemonade.

  • Ep 66: Knights in Shining Flannel
    Ep 66: Knights in Shining Flannel

    24 minSeason 3Episode 6617 April 2022

    The time LL Bean teamed up with a taxidermist and a woman from New Sweden, Maine, to make an unbelievably rare event come back to life for the masses. Plus, moose are hunted by an unusual predator, and one inebriated moose gets stuck in a tree.

  • Ep 65:The Queen's Cat and The Pig War
    Ep 65:The Queen's Cat and The Pig War

    17 minSeason 3Episode 6511 April 2022

    Three shorter stories that couldn't quite make an entire episode on their own: A cat on the Queen's payroll in the UK and a pig who started a nearly 13 year war over land in the Pacific Northwest between the US and Canada.

  • Ep 64: Ciga-crows
    Ep 64: Ciga-crows

    37 minSeason 3Episode 644 April 2022

    Starting Season 3 : Swedish crows trained to pick up cigarettes in exchange for actual peanuts- it's proposed to save towns over 75% of the monetary cost of humans picking up trash, but what does that mean for the crows?

  • Time Traveler (Ep 24)- Go Ask Alice
    Time Traveler (Ep 24)- Go Ask Alice

    29 minSeason 3Episode 2416 May 2022

    A personal note from Melissa re: Roe v. Wade and a throwback episode about feminism by way of First Daughter, Alice Roosevelt's pet garder snake, Emily Spinach. Also, panda cologne is eau d'number 2, and our favorite bad taxidermy, "Sad Otter".

  • Ep 92: A Wink to the Sky
    Ep 92: A Wink to the Sky

    25 minSeason 1Episode 9210 April 2023

    A farewell to a good friend, and a revisit to the Dolphin who gave up pod life for the people of a small Irish fishing village in Ireland.

  • Ep 79: The Kitten in the Book Drop
    Ep 79: The Kitten in the Book Drop

    22 minSeason 1Episode 7931 October 2022

    In 1988, a librarian opened a book drop and was surprised by what she found. Let's hear the story of Dewey Readmore Books.

  • Ep 74: Dartmoor
    Ep 74: Dartmoor

    42 minSeason 1Episode 7427 September 2022

    A matriarch looking for enough room for the entire family to call home buys a dilapidated zoo in England. It took 4 days before the Jaguar escaped. Then the wolves. Then the lynx. Welcome to Dartmoor.

  • Sick Bay: What The Pluck?
    Sick Bay: What The Pluck?

    21 min18 September 2022

    Melissa is sick, so let's go back in the way back machine to when this show was a recording in a closet under the stairs. Throwback to Episode 42, What the Pluck, all about the Hollywood Highway Chickens.

  • BONUS: Slaughterhouse Punk Rock Goat (Patreon Exclusive)
    BONUS: Slaughterhouse Punk Rock Goat (Patreon Exclusive)

    15 min16 August 2022

    Let's dive into this episode pulled from the Patreon feed about a grindcore goat named Biquette. Rock on!

  • Ep 70: Betting on the Ponies
    Ep 70: Betting on the Ponies

    41 minSeason 3Episode 7023 May 2022

    This week a look at the less-greats in horse racing, including a horse named after a fruit, a horse named after a tuber, and an announcer has to call a race with a horse evidently named by a 17th century pirate.

  • April Fools-A-Roo! (The Yankee Vs Ostrich with Nick Charlie Key)
    April Fools-A-Roo! (The Yankee Vs Ostrich with Nick Charlie Key)

    16 minSeason 2Episode 641 April 2022

    April Fool's Day is in full swing on this episode of not-exactly BewilderBeasts! Let's learn about a bit about by way of a New York Yankee's baseball player and an ostrich.

  • Ep 63: Puckish Poultry and Cursing Corvids
    Ep 63: Puckish Poultry and Cursing Corvids

    24 minSeason 2Episode 6321 February 2022

    McNugget, the coffee shop rooster; Cosmo, the rowdy raven who befriended an elementary school; an update on Magawa, the land-mind detection rat from episode 10; and scheduling updates!

  • Ep 62: Winter (Prosthetics, Part 2)
    Ep 62: Winter (Prosthetics, Part 2)

    22 minSeason 2Episode 6214 February 2022

    This week is part two of the prosthetics arc where we look exclusively at one dolphin who lost her tail but not her spirit - how that dolphin's journey saved the wildlife rehabilitation center she lived in, helped humans with advancements in prosthetic tech, a…

  • Ep 91: The Well Diggers of Death Valley
    Ep 91: The Well Diggers of Death Valley

    20 minSeason 1Episode 913 April 2023

    When we discuss an invasive species on this show, the discussion turns to the distruction by that species on the environment. But, here is an animal that has become part of the food web,is saving other species from a warming climate by digging 5' water wells, …

  • Time traveler (ep 33): Napoleon's WHAT was stolen?!?
    Time traveler (ep 33): Napoleon's WHAT was stolen?!?

    28 minSeason 1Episode 3320 March 2022

    Missing historical appendages? Fierce women who get it done? Big goofy hero dogs? Quirky facts and serious history? It's all here. If there is one episode that encompasses Bewilderbeasts, it's this one.

  • Time traveler (ep 26): "Oh, He's The Dead Guy"
    Time traveler (ep 26): "Oh, He's The Dead Guy"

    24 minSeason 1Episode 2613 March 2022

    When Melissa's asked which story sticks with her the most, it's the one of the Border Collie who unmasked the terrible racists in Tennessee.

  • Time traveler (episode 18): Don't Do Toads, Kids!
    Time traveler (episode 18): Don't Do Toads, Kids!

    21 minSeason 1Episode 1828 March 2022

    In this fan favorite, we revisit Melissa's failed foray into pharmaceutical advertising.

  • Time traveler (episode 8): POLL!
    Time traveler (episode 8): POLL!

    14 minSeason 1Episode 86 March 2022

    In this fan favorite, we meet Poll - President Andrew Jackson's swearing parrot,-who makes frequent cameos through the episodes of Bewilderbeasts.

  • Patron Saint, Olga of Kiev
    Patron Saint, Olga of Kiev

    29 min28 February 2022

    Replay of Episode 50: Olga of Kiev.

  • Ep 61: Avengers, Assemble! (Prosthetics)
    Ep 61: Avengers, Assemble! (Prosthetics)

    21 minSeason 2Episode 617 February 2022

    This week's show is all about the real life Animal Avengers, animal prosthetics, osseointegration, and the magic of 3D printing to save animals from euthanasia while advancing prosthetic technologies to help humans.

  • Throwback: Groundhog Day
    Throwback: Groundhog Day

    24 min2 February 2022

    Hi everyone! Episode 21, Fishfart Diplomacy, had a segment dedicated to all things Groundhog Day and let's bring back the term Bear Rat for our favorite meteorological rodents!

  • Ep 60: "Chix In Space"
    Ep 60: "Chix In Space"

    25 minSeason 2Episode 6031 January 2022

    The time Kentucky Fried Chicken teamed up with NASA, some space ready chickens, and an 8th Grader FOR SCIENCE.

  • Ep 59: JFK and the Pupniks
    Ep 59: JFK and the Pupniks

    30 minSeason 2Episode 5924 January 2022

    This week, the Soviet dogs who went to space, their descendants, and one named Pushinka who had a minor role in stopping nuclear Armageddon during the Cuban Missile Crisis.

  • Ep 58: FATS G (Frog Rescue Service)
    Ep 58: FATS G (Frog Rescue Service)

    31 minSeason 2Episode 5817 January 2022

    In Australia there is a rescue service for frogs who get trapped in produce that saves upwards of 1500 frogs every single year. We also meet Tony the Frog from Twitter who was saved from a head of lettuce in America, and why voting in America is important in o…

  • Ep 57: All About That Bass (Robofish)
    Ep 57: All About That Bass (Robofish)

    22 minSeason 2Episode 5710 January 2022

    This week we talk about the effects of invasive species and how robotic fish employing scare tactics as invasive species birth control, another robot fish explores the deep sea floor, and a dead chipmunk on a stick may solve the mystery of an extinct bird whil…

  • Ep 56: Put the Rap Battling Horse Skull Back In Christmas, Where It Belongs
    Ep 56: Put the Rap Battling Horse Skull Back In Christmas, Where It Belongs

    23 minSeason 2Episode 5620 December 2021

    Let's go to Wales, a country where they are trying to put the call-and-response singing horse skull back in Christmas, where it belongs. This is going to be fun. Let's go!

  • BONUS: A Very Merry DIY Bird Hoarding Kit
    BONUS: A Very Merry DIY Bird Hoarding Kit

    15 minSeason 2Episode 5615 December 2021

    How much would the 12 days of Christmas cost someone today? How many birds is the True Love gifting? And where is the recipient going to put 224 birds? Let's take a peak at the ill-gifted birds in the mathiest holiday song on holiday playlists everywhere!

  • Ep 55: Julia Child, The CIA, and Shark Repellent Cakes
    Ep 55: Julia Child, The CIA, and Shark Repellent Cakes

    16 minSeason 2Episode 5513 December 2021

    Julia Child was rejected from the army in WW2, so she got in on the ground-floor of the CIA, whipping up her first ever recipe: Shark Repellent Cakes.

  • Ep 54: Ho, Ho, Reindoes!
    Ep 54: Ho, Ho, Reindoes!

    21 minSeason 2Episode 546 December 2021

    This week, Melissa explains how we know Santa's sleigh is pulled by 8 reinDOEs who can see predators urine (that's not in the movie!), how shaman made reindeer fly, and the story of Rudolph uncovered.

  • Bonus: Drunk Flies and Stoned Dolphins (With Dr. Oné R. Pagán)
    Bonus: Drunk Flies and Stoned Dolphins (With Dr. Oné R. Pagán)

    1 hr 9 minSeason 2Episode 541 December 2021

    This is a recording of Oné R. Pagán's book launch for "Drunk Flies and Stoned Dolphins" where a tipsy Melissa asks him about cocaine addiction in flatworms, "bouncer bees" who decapitate drunk bees coming back to the hive, a few side tracks into pjs and tattoo…

  • Ep 53: Who's Your Daddy?
    Ep 53: Who's Your Daddy?

    37 minSeason 2Episode 5429 November 2021

    Melissa addresses sex changing animals who can do it all, condors who have had enough of their male cage mates, lesbian lizards, proposes a Finding Nemo #3, and the myth of the sexual binary.

  • Ep 52: Five Deer
    Ep 52: Five Deer

    41 minSeason 2Episode 5222 November 2021

    Trigger warning: Today's episode discusses genocide, the dark truth behind America's most gluttonous holiday. Why you should be eating eel and deer instead of turkey and potatoes on Thursday, and how writers of the 1800's completely SQUAWKED up how we learn …

  • Ep 51: Africanimals
    Ep 51: Africanimals

    29 minSeason 2Episode 5115 November 2021

    This week, Melissa has a special announcement and revisit of three African animal stories for the History Class of RSU 40 in Waldoboro, Maine. #GoPanthers

  • Ep 50: Arson Pigeon Revenge (Olga of Kiev)
    Ep 50: Arson Pigeon Revenge (Olga of Kiev)

    29 minSeason 2Episode 508 November 2021

    In this 50th episode, we meet Olga of Kiev, a PATRON SAINT who murdered a lot of people using earth, wind, fire, ale and homing pigeons. She inspired the character of Cersei Lannister, a death metal band's concept album, a ballet and the US Military in WW2. …

  • Ep 49: Revenge of the Shaggy Pants
    Ep 49: Revenge of the Shaggy Pants

    23 minSeason 2Episode 491 November 2021

    Today Melissa takes a series of shallow dives into more royalty who were killed by hubris which changed the world forever, and has some fun with the worst nicknames in royal history. Let's go!

  • Ep 46: Housetraining Heiffers
    Ep 46: Housetraining Heiffers

    18 minSeason 2Episode 4611 October 2021

    Why scientists are looking to potty train 1 billion cows to combat a growing acid rain crisis.

  • Ep 45: Bone-y and Clyde
    Ep 45: Bone-y and Clyde

    21 minSeason 2Episode 454 October 2021

    A Smithsonian Museum exhibit depicting the skeletal remains of Dr. Grover Krantz and his beloved Irish wolfhound, Clyde. But, who was Dr. Krantz, and why is he - and his dogs - at the Smithsonian? And, why is this photo of their posthumous posed parts circulat…

  • Ep 44: LSDscapades and Debleated Goats
    Ep 44: LSDscapades and Debleated Goats

    40 minSeason 2Episode 4427 September 2021

    As there is talk of suicide and class one narcotics, listener discretion is advised.

  • Ep 42: What the Pluck?
    Ep 42: What the Pluck?

    22 minSeason 2Episode 213 September 2021

    A truck of hens heading to a slaughterhouse turns over on a California Highway, leading to the funniest trilogy in chicken-cinema.

  • Ep 41: Diamond Smuggling Pigeons
    Ep 41: Diamond Smuggling Pigeons

    30 minSeason 2Episode 16 September 2021

    There is a place called the Diamond Coast where humanity clings to a thread, and pigeons are angels and lifelines. Let's go.

  • Ep 48: The Story Of Room 8
    Ep 48: The Story Of Room 8

    27 minSeason 1Episode 4824 October 2021

    Today, there is a sign that says no pets allowed on the fence surrounding Elysian Heights Elementary - but the very foundation of this school's culture is built on the spirit of a cat named Room 8 who went to school every single day for 16 years. Let's learn a…

  • Ep 47: The Sheep in The Clouds
    Ep 47: The Sheep in The Clouds

    28 minSeason 1Episode 4718 October 2021

    In 1783 a duck, a rooster and a sheep named Montauciel were heading straight for the sky. How does their unlikely story change lead to three Billionaires ending up in space over 200 years later?

  • Ep 43: Mouthful of Mike
    Ep 43: Mouthful of Mike

    18 minSeason 1Episode 4320 September 2021

    This week is all about Michael Packard, a man who went out to catch lobster but instead got an inside view of a humpback whale.

  • Episode 40: Update & Curses
    Episode 40: Update & Curses

    15 minSeason 1Episode 4028 July 2021

    Today, a quick update and a revisit of episode 8: the naughty bird who got evicted from a President's funeral for swearing, some birds who were separated for turning the zoo into an R rated experience for school kids, and some birds who use fire to catch prey,…

  • Bonus: Edgar Allan, Oh NO!
    Bonus: Edgar Allan, Oh NO!

    19 minSeason 1Episode 404 July 2021

    Updates on the wanderlust walrus who is now sinking boats in Spain, a bomb sniffing rat retires, and a revisit of the raven who inspired two old-timey authors, Charles Dickens & Edgar Allan Poe.

  • Ep 39: Intersections of Animals at Humanity
    Ep 39: Intersections of Animals at Humanity

    50 minSeason 1Episode 3931 May 2021

    A father's devotion to his daughter is saving the monarch butterfly; condors go all Spinal Tap on a woman's home; Melissa gets real with how local and state government officials in Massachusetts can get inspiration from wildlife overpasses before another Somer…

  • Ep 38: Sniffin' With What His Mama Gave Him
    Ep 38: Sniffin' With What His Mama Gave Him

    22 minSeason 1Episode 3824 May 2021

    Melissa presents three happy stories about animals and humans - Yoriko the fish makes an unusual friend at an underwater shrine; a service dog flunk out becomes the first arson detection dog in Saginaw, TX; how scientists are using googley eyes to save birds.

  • Ep 37: Little In the Middle
    Ep 37: Little In the Middle

    45 minSeason 1Episode 3717 May 2021

    This week all about dogs and sight! We have a greyhound who gets corrective lenses, the first seeing eye dogs, and a guardian livestock dog gets an unusual flock to tend.

  • BONUS: Got Vaccines?
    BONUS: Got Vaccines?

    12 minSeason 1Episode 3613 May 2021

    On this shortie, Melissa got vaccinated and wanted to revisit the horseshoe crabs who made our vaccines --- and nearly every medical instrument and medication --- possible. Thanks, horseshoe crabs!

  • Ep 36: Banning The Toxic Lipstick Aisle
    Ep 36: Banning The Toxic Lipstick Aisle

    27 minSeason 1Episode 3610 May 2021

    Melissa talks about some animals who could easily end up in a police lineup, a horse to thank every time Romaine lettuce is recalled, and cat butt science.

  • Ep 35: The Army That Lost To Emus
    Ep 35: The Army That Lost To Emus

    37 minSeason 1Episode 353 May 2021

    An animal control investigator gets a delicious surprise; emus beat the Australian Army, and we finally have a spi...spi….a story about my phobia that we had to include, so if you hear a thud, it’s just me passing out from fear.

  • Ep 34: Bring Out Your Dead!
    Ep 34: Bring Out Your Dead!

    33 minSeason 1Episode 3426 April 2021

    Today's episode covers three stories of how animals intersect with human death or death prevention, including forensic entomology (the use of bugs to solve crime), a dog who stayed at his owners final resting space for 14 years, and how tree frogs can inspire …

  • Ep 33: Ann Harvey, Hairy Man, and the Island Of The Dead
    Ep 33: Ann Harvey, Hairy Man, and the Island Of The Dead

    29 minSeason 1Episode 3319 April 2021

    Today we have an all NEWFOUNDLAND DOG special! A lifeguard Newfie named Reef jumps out of helicopters for the Italian Coast Guard; a Newf named Hairy Man pulled 180 Irish Immigrants off of Wreck Rock to safety on the Isle aux Morts (literally the Island of the…

  • Ep 32: The Dolphin of Dingle Bay
    Ep 32: The Dolphin of Dingle Bay

    24 minSeason 1Episode 3212 April 2021

    The a cow who escaped a slaughterhouse and went on the lam, the dolphin of Dingle Bay, the town who went dark to save a nest of baby birds.

  • BONUS: The Cow Who Gave Us Libraries
    BONUS: The Cow Who Gave Us Libraries

    12 minSeason 1Episode 328 April 2021

    The story of the cow who didn't start the fire- no, she didn't light it, but she tried to fight it.

  • Ep 31: Bears, Bees, Battlestar Galactica
    Ep 31: Bears, Bees, Battlestar Galactica

    37 minSeason 1Episode 315 April 2021

    Bears in bear jail are in the quality assurance department; crossbow conservation, and a sleepy walrus gets a rude awakening

  • Ep 30: A Crow Left of the Attempted Murder
    Ep 30: A Crow Left of the Attempted Murder

    31 minSeason 1Episode 3029 March 2021

    A crow tampers with a crime scene - TWICE; Nikola Tesla’s obsession with pigeons, and are you liable if your murder of crows commits murder?

  • Ep 29: The Harbormaster
    Ep 29: The Harbormaster

    26 minSeason 1Episode 2922 March 2021

    Today, Melissa covers the legendary Andre the Seal from Rockport, Maine. Additional topics include slugs who decapitate their own heads and regrow bodies for survival, and alligators turn into popsicles to survive freezing water.

  • Ep 28: The Flying Turtle Who Killed A Guy
    Ep 28: The Flying Turtle Who Killed A Guy

    29 minSeason 1Episode 2815 March 2021

    Naked mole rats can save humans, horses killed a lot of kings named Loius, and eagle killed a playwright with a turtle.

  • BONUS: Balto, Togo and the Great Race For Mercy
    BONUS: Balto, Togo and the Great Race For Mercy

    24 minSeason 1Episode 2810 March 2021

    The story of the 150 dogs and 20 men who raced against odds, weather, frostbite, fake news, and the worst storm in decades to save the kids and Indigenous people of Nome, Alaska, from a deadly diphtheria outbreak 5 years after the flu of 1919.

  • Ep 27: Living His Best Afterlife
    Ep 27: Living His Best Afterlife

    30 minSeason 1Episode 278 March 2021

    Sea cucumbers magic superpower, a bear found and ate 76 pounds of cocaine he found in the woods, and a flock of holy geese saved Rome.

  • Ep 26: The Rebellious Runaway Reenacting Rooster
    Ep 26: The Rebellious Runaway Reenacting Rooster

    25 minSeason 1Episode 261 March 2021

    Today's topics: Civil War reenacting rooster flew the coop, a dark walk through history thanks to a Border collie who inherited $5 million from her dead owner, and pigs can play video games for science!

  • Ep 25: The CIA's Failed Spy Cats
    Ep 25: The CIA's Failed Spy Cats

    32 minSeason 1Episode 2522 February 2021

    The one time the CIA tried - and failed - to use a cat as a spy (code name Acoustic Kitty), some cats need hypoallergenic humans, and what happens when cats bail on sea shanties. #AcousticKitty

  • Ep 24: Emily Spinach
    Ep 24: Emily Spinach

    24 minSeason 1Episode 2414 February 2021

    We meet Emily Spinach - the pet garter snake of wild-child first daughter, Alice Roosevelt. Also, the hilariously creepy, Wild Taxidermy Room in Melbourne, Australia, says goodbye and pandas throw the weirdest parties.

  • Ep 23: Dwarf Giraffes and Two Danny DeVitos
    Ep 23: Dwarf Giraffes and Two Danny DeVitos

    26 minSeason 1Episode 228 February 2021

    Melissa talks about the cutest little toilet plunger thief, the tallest dwarfs in the animal kingdom, and how honey bees twerk murder the murder hornets while using the grossest tool to protect their hives.

  • Ep 22: The Skydiving Beavers of 1948
    Ep 22: The Skydiving Beavers of 1948

    24 minSeason 1Episode 221 February 2021

    Melissa talks about a monkey who killed the King of Greece, skydiving beavers, and one lizard earns the number one slot for the largest number 2. Let’s go!

  • Ep 21: Fish Fart Diplomacy
    Ep 21: Fish Fart Diplomacy

    24 minSeason 1Episode 2127 January 2021

    How fish farts nearly caused a war between Russia and Sweden, how severed octopus arms continue to try to feed the octopus, and why we use a rodent to predict the future.

  • Ep 20: Quoth the Raven, "Baltimore!"
    Ep 20: Quoth the Raven, "Baltimore!"

    20 minSeason 1Episode 2020 January 2021

    Today on BewilderBeasts, we’re going to meet a pig who wants to be a therapy dog, a headless chicken lives for 18 months & and the raven who haunted the grandaddy of creep, Edgar Allen Poe. Let’s go!

  • Ep 19: Armadillo Justice!
    Ep 19: Armadillo Justice!

    19 minSeason 1Episode 1913 January 2021

    Melissa dives deep on how horseshoe crabs are saving us from COVID19 (this was recorded before the vaccines started rolling out), platypuses are WAY weirder than imagined, and a case of armadillo justice!

  • Ep 18: Side Effects Of Toad Licking
    Ep 18: Side Effects Of Toad Licking

    19 minSeason 1Episode 186 January 2021

    Today on Bewilderbeasts Melissa explores Australia's hallucinogenic toads, New Zealand calls "fowl" in voter fraud, and a Salem, Massachusetts, landmark has its roots in animal history.

  • Ep 17: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas: BewilderBeasts REMIX
    Ep 17: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas: BewilderBeasts REMIX

    12 minSeason 1Episode 1722 December 2020

    For the last episode of the year, Melissa reviews all the creatures we talked about in a not-so-classic retelling of Clement Clarke Moore's, "'Twas the Night Before Christmas", but with more dogs, swearing parrots and an exploding whale.

  • Ep 16: OK, Boomer
    Ep 16: OK, Boomer

    27 minSeason 1Episode 1616 December 2020

    Today, Melissa explores other customs, like the "Boomers" who pull Santa's sled in Australia, how a video game about animals has given a place for practicing Muslims to find community in a pandemic, and what a confused Rooster has to do with Christmas in the P…

  • Ep 15: Christmas Carol Creatures
    Ep 15: Christmas Carol Creatures

    32 minSeason 1Episode 159 December 2020

    Today on Bewilderbeasts, Melissa explores two popular Christmas Songs: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and the 12 Days of Christmas. Why are the reindeer named “Donder and Blitzen?”; when DID Santa decide to go with reindeer instead of a nice mustang? And, we’…

  • Ep 14: The Little Snot House That Could
    Ep 14: The Little Snot House That Could

    23 minSeason 1Episode 142 December 2020

    Today Melissa discusses the rats of the Black Plague who got a bad rap ; the tiniest, but mightiest, snot house of the sea, and a common house pet who is banned from Queensland, Australia.

  • Ep 13: Sergeant Stubby
    Ep 13: Sergeant Stubby

    26 minSeason 1Episode 1325 November 2020

    We’re going to talk about a frisky feline who left her prints ALL over history, a mutt who was promoted to sergeant in WW1 and a snake who sent a man to a hospital hours after the snake was beheaded.

  • Ep 12: The Parachuting Yorkie Saves The Day!
    Ep 12: The Parachuting Yorkie Saves The Day!

    20 minSeason 1Episode 1218 November 2020

    Smoky the 4# dog hero of WW2, a boy who solved the puzzle of the missing Lemur, and a national weather service announcement about falling frozen iguanas!

  • Ep 11: Why Goats Want To Drink Your Pee
    Ep 11: Why Goats Want To Drink Your Pee

    21 minSeason 1Episode 1111 November 2020

    Welcome to Bewilderbeasts! Today, we’re going to talk about the sloooooooooooowest two minutes in sports, why goats got banned from a national park, and how lobsters pee out of their faces.

  • Ep 10: The Dogs Who Saved A Town At The End Of The World
    Ep 10: The Dogs Who Saved A Town At The End Of The World

    30 minSeason 1Episode 104 November 2020

    Welcome to Bewilderbeasts! Today, we’re going to talk about Balto and Togo who saved a town from a diphtheria outbreak, a hero rat saving people from unexploded bombs, and some bizarre animal laws around the United States that are still - somehow - on the book…

  • Ep 9: Political Animals Special
    Ep 9: Political Animals Special

    22 minSeason 1Episode 928 October 2020

    With 6 days before the 2020 national election in America, Melissa talks about animals in politics, including a berserker bunny who nearly sunk President Jimmy Carter's boat), why the two parties use a donkey and an elephant for representation, and animals who …

  • Ep 8: The Profane Presidential Parrot
    Ep 8: The Profane Presidential Parrot

    14 minSeason 1Episode 821 October 2020

    Today on Bewilderbeasts, Melissa talks about some foul-mouthed parrots who got evicted from a zoo (they won’t be the last) and another parrot whose F Bombs got him kicked out of a President’s Funeral. Let’s go!

  • Ep 7: The Pigeon Who Saved 194 Men
    Ep 7: The Pigeon Who Saved 194 Men

    11 minSeason 1Episode 714 October 2020

    Today on Bewilderbeasts, host Melissa McCue-McGrath introduces a pigeon who saved 194 people in WWI and goats who are fighting wildfires in an unusual way.

  • Ep 6: The Exploding Whale Fail
    Ep 6: The Exploding Whale Fail

    17 minSeason 1Episode 67 October 2020

    Today we'll discuss a whale fail that lives in infamy & the first cat to solve a murder (not the last).

  • Ep 5: A Mathematically Inclined Equine
    Ep 5: A Mathematically Inclined Equine

    22 minSeason 1Episode 530 September 2020

    Today on Bewilderbeasts we’re going to talk about an animal who has cubed poop (OW! And, EW!) and we talk about a mathematically inclined equine, and his owner - a former slave turned veterinarian in the 1800s who vowed never to teach animals with a whip.

  • Ep 4: Getting Loopy On Penguin Poop
    Ep 4: Getting Loopy On Penguin Poop

    15 minSeason 1Episode 423 September 2020

    Today on Bewilderbeasts we’re going to talk about some amazing dogs who are detecting COVID19 & there’s something silly in penguin poop. Let’s go!

  • Ep 3: Mrs O'Leary's Cow
    Ep 3: Mrs O'Leary's Cow

    14 minSeason 1Episode 316 September 2020

    Today on Bewilderbeasts we’re going to talk about Mrs. O'Leary's cow and the Great Chicago Fire. OMG CROCODILES ARE FASTER THAN YOU EVER IMAGINED. Let’s go.

  • Ep 2: Get Naked for Polar Bears
    Ep 2: Get Naked for Polar Bears

    10 minSeason 1Episode 214 September 2020

    On today's episode of Bewilderbeasts we’re going to explore dogs who find whale poop FOR SCIENCE & why you might want need to strip off your clothes for polar bears.

  • Ep 1: These Bees are the Bomb!
    Ep 1: These Bees are the Bomb!

    15 minSeason 1Episode 113 September 2020

    On this first episode of BewilderBeasts we explore why farmers are painting eyeballs on cow butts, and we do a deep dive on honeybees who are trained to find buried land mines in Croatia. Let’s go!

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