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The official Comedy Club 4 Kids podcast where the very best children's comedians discuss all of your important questions. Suitable for everyone aged 6-99 years old (no 100 year olds allowed). Featuring different guest comedians every week and hosted by Tiernan Douieb. ‘A highlight for children.‘ – The Guardian
Nominated for Best Children's Podcast at the Independent Podcast Awards 2023.
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Parent info: Radio Nonsense: A Comedy Club 4 Kids podcast is recommended for ages 6-10. It's an Episodic show that can be listened to in any order. Made in the UK, it's about Silly for kids. Launched in 2019, it has 7 seasons.
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For the last Radio Nonsense before a summer break, Tiernan is joined by potato whisperer and advert jingle champion, the author Dave Roman who answers a topic about breakfast.
Bathtub herder Alice Mary Cooper is on Radio Nonsense this week, answering all the questions about ha ha hair hair for rats.
Al Gordon and his incredibly itchy knees, join Tiernan this week to talk pigeons and pigeon poop.
On this week's episode hairdresser for werewolves and brilliant author Jo Cotterill joins Tiernan to answer a question about socks and jam.
On this week's show Mr Fibbers returns for the third time to talk about worms, ladles and gerbils.
This week author, astronomer and super fast at not doing a marathon expert Sheila Kanani joins the podcast to answer questions about toes.
Designer of sand Luke Newell is the guest on this week's Radio Nonsense and he has a serious question about butt sneezing that Tiernan needs his help with.
World's fastest sitter and author of the fantastic Loki books Louie Stowell joins Tiernan this week to help answer a question about giraffes.
John Robertson has a break from putting water slides in the worst places to put water slides, to help Tiernan answer a question about dancing tissues.
Brilliant author and maker of cutlery to go with the tectonic plates, Anna James joins Tiernan this week to answer a question about a booming car.
This week Paul Goodenough very kindly takes time out of playing a tiny violin to help Tiernan answer a question about time travel.
Kate Hammer takes a much needed break from talking to aliens to speak instead to Tiernan on this week's episode, and help answer questions about soap.
On Radio Nonsense this week, Tiernan is joined by modern viking Adam Larter who talks about very, very long boats and the number 217
Designer of all the shells Kathy Rivett joins Radio Nonsense this week to help answer all your granny trapped in a wardrobe questions.
Universe traveller Sharifa Butterfly joins Tiernan this week to talk about beans and bananas.
Olaf Falafel returns to the podcast this week, to talk about the colour of the sky and millipedes!
This week Tiernan is joined by top cauliflower detector Hannah Warman, who is able to answer all cheeseburger poo hair based questions.
Grace Jarvis joins Tiernan this week to talk about rhinoceros rat snakes and answer questions about the Earth being hot and cold.
Hooray, Silky returns to the podcast to talk about being twanged to the moon and back 300 times and answer a Q about Mr MC Murpbo.
The very funny Abby Waumbaugh joins Tiernan this week to talk about not getting into an office and capturing snortalflaxes.
This week Edy Hurst returns to talk about throwing porridge at things and answer a question about stinky hippos.
Nat Luurtsema is back on Radio Nonsense to talk broken ankles and answer questions about foxes.
Kit Sullivan returns to talk BEANS! And also answer a question from Coffee Cat about lava lamps.
Sarah Mills returns to Radio Nonsense to talk about 'do not walk on the grass' signs and answer questions about eating yourself.
On this week's show Andrew Barnett Jones returns to discuss oranges, boranges and doranges, and also help Tiernan answer a question about minty poops.
Mandeep Singh, the inventor of the bumbrella - an umbrella just for your bum, joins Tiernan this week to answer a question about ketchup.
It's the Christmas special Radio Nonsense! Howard Read joins Tiernan to answer all your important Christmas questions.
Lorna Rose Treen, who has never seen a horse, returns to Radio Nonsense this week to help Tiernan answer a question from KG.
Tiernan is joined this week by Ciaran Chillingworth and Kit Finnie, inventors of the non-flying airplane. They help answer an important question from Zai about butter.
This week Anna Soden calls in from inside a giant glove and helps Tiernan answer questions about Jonny Maclaughlins.
Expert at pushing things over in a really annoying way, Jonny Awsum, joins the podcast this week to help Tiernan answer a question about apples and doctors.
Hooray! Laura Lexx returns to the show to talk about inventing chairs and answer questions about wib wobs and grub gubs.
Dru Cripps joins the podcast this week to talk about sinking ships and aquatic dinosaurs.
The not really a Halloween episode, Halloween episode and this week expert leaf reattacher Jorjeana Maria joins Tiernan to answer questions about rubber chickens.
Unnecessarily angry Mark Watson joins Tiernan this week to talk about ear wax.
Professional sneezer Bella Humphries joins Tiernan this week to answer questions about Jack's son, Michael.
John Cooper takes a break from teaching his passive martial art, Air-ate, to help Tiernan answer a question about goldfish. Also: Chutney.
The only person in the world who can teach llamas how to do ballet, Sam See, joins Tiernan this week to answer a big question about dragons, and accuse him of being Paddington Bear.
The world's second best speaking clock, Jennifer Carss joins Tiernan this week to talk about time, toast and answer Gianna's questions about fries and horses.
Gary Panton returns to the show to tell Tiernan about being mayor of Clowntown, ASMR and his new book 'The Notwitches: Prison Break'. Plus a competition to win a copy of the book!
Duncan Oakley joins Tiernan this week to talk about people who can't see cucumbers and how ham got its name.
The podcast returns! Charlotte Cropper joins Tiernan to talk about losing an entire continent and whether clouds are evaporated oranges painted white.
It's the last Radio Nonsense before the summer and Tiernan is joined by Rich and Matt aka The Listies! They return to the show to talk oranges, poffertjes and solar powered monks!
Fridge whisperer extraordinaire Mat Ricardo helps Tiernan answer a very important question about saying 'good night'.
On the podcast this week Tiernan is joined by extreme sandwich artist Myles Mcleod to discuss questions about oranges.
Emily-Jane Clark returns to the show this week to talk to Tiernan all about traffic cones, peanut butter oceans and her brilliant new book 'Cringe Club'. PLUS: A competition to win a copy of Cringe Club! Have a listen to enter.
Rigatoni Runi aka Runi Talwar is the guest on Radio Nonsense this week as he talks to Tiernan about pasta based clothes and answers questions about singing oranges.
This week Tiernan is joined by chair speaker Sunjai Arif to discuss green peas in ears and questions about green.
This week top wheel increaser Cerys Bradley brings their expertise to the podcast as they help Tiernan answer a Q about hamsters and ham.
Book eater Eleanor Morton is the guest on this week's show, as her and Tiernan tackle an important question about rainbows.
Mike Rampton joins the podcast this week to answer questions about scabs and talk about his brilliant book 'Become a Genius In a Year'.
Expert cat swinger Jen Wakefield joins Tiernan this week to answer a very tricky question about walls.
Comic book creator Neill Cameron joins Tiernan this week to talk about his anti-wellington boot campaign and answer a question about the shape of the world.
Children's author and comedian Catie Wilkins joins the podcast this week to talk classical shoe concerts and answer questions about laser-beam, glow-in-the-dark, farting frogs.
Bilal Zafar returns to the podcast to talk about swimming in jelly and answer Blazer's question about taking a dump.
Top crayon farmer Joz Norris joins Tiernan this week to talk jet packs and stinky hippos.
Agent to the actual stars and some planets, Charlie Vero Martin, joins Tiernan to answer Tobin's question about why poo doesn't talk anymore.
Rachel and Ruby aka the brilliant sketch group Shelf return to the podcast to talk whisky duelling and help Tiernan answer Horse Dude's question.
Helena Mitchell joins Tiernan this week to discuss old news and answer questions about flying flabby cats.
Author Gary Panton joins Tiernan this week to talk about his new and brilliantly funny book The Notwitches, but also skunk crossings and he helps to answer Mya's question too.
The very funny Steffan Alun is the guest this week, and he talks to Tiernan about ghost transport, beans and helps to answer Bob's question about dog poo.
Helen Duff takes a break from piano spotting to chat to Tiernan all about mole rats and onions.
Director of directing directions Joe Wells joins Tiernan this week to help answer a question about moles.
Expert mathematician in exactly how much later to see an alligator Athena Kugblenu, joins Tiernan this week to discuss pears and pairs.
The brilliant Ada Campe returns to Radio Nonsense to talk to Tiernan about stoats, monkey weddings and the ends of rainbows.
Mr Fibbers returns to discuss rhubarb and dinosaurs inside Kinder Eggs with Tiernan.
Radio Nonsense returns from its new location of...er...a cold beach. Katie Pritchard joins Tiernan to talk banning hats and answer Caitlin's Q about AI.
It's Christmas which means Howard Read has popped back to Radio Nonsense to help answer an intriguing question about stinky hippos and secret bananas.
The chap hop master and newly voted Emperor of the World Professor Elemental joins Tiernan to answer Douglas's question about cats.
The excellent Grace Jarvis visits Radio Nonsense to help answer a question from a snow leopard.
Incredible actor who can play anything, Thom Tuck, joins Tiernan this week to answer Palpatine Boring's question about cheese.
This week Tiernan is joined by the brilliant Adele Cliff who helps to answer Doggy Lover Woof's very grim question about eating poop.
Ted Hill returns to Radio Nonsense inbetween captaining a ghost ship to give Tiernan assistance in answering Banana Joe's politely asked question about rainbows.
The most amazing Kitty Cassis (Aimee Cooper) joins Tiernan this week to answer Judtherududpud's query about eggs. Plus: Bloopers
A not very Halloween Halloween episode, as Sam See joins Tiernan to answer Theo's question about bananas. And at CC4K HQ, BlarBla returns!
Liz Sellen Bankes manages to escape her duvet cover long enough to help Tiernan answer Ethan's important question about dinosaur lice.
Alasdair Beckett King joins Tiernan this week to help answer Liam's important question about hair, and he talks about his new Montgomery BonBon book 'Mystery At The Manor'.
The mighty Bec Hill returns to talk about being part gecko and of course to answer cowmoo7's question about school.
Stuart Heritage returns to the podcast to answer Repose Ocelots question about shower heads and shower bodies, and also talk ODD Squad Book 2: Attack of Aunty Enchanty.
Top estate agent for hermit crabs Beth Jones joins Tiernan this week to answer Olivia's question about her question.
Inventor of the anti-spa Rob Kemp joins Tiernan this week to answer just who is 'da duck from quacker?'
Adam Kay and Henry Paker join Tiernan to answer Marce's amazing question about zebras, and also talk about their new book Dexter Proctor - The 10 Year Old Doctor. Plus a competition to win a copy of the book!
Another little out of office message while Tiernan is on holiday. Normal Radio Nonsense will resume in September.
Lizzie Daykin, pickle defender, joins Tiernan this week to answer Mollie's important question about grass vs spinach.
A little out of office message while Tiernan is on holiday. Normal Radio Nonsense will resume in September.
Kit Sullivan joins Tiernan, sometimes on the record and sometimes off the record, to answer questions about glow in the dark birds.
Laura-Rose Treen and her musical toes join Tiernan to, as Rosie has asked, discuss cheese.
Giant Tom Gidman comes down to Radio Nonsense to talk about mountains being smaller and answer Finbarr's question about Victorian booty shaking.
The brilliant Monica Gaga returns to the podcast and helps Tiernan answer an important question about panthers.
Expert in real ghost trains and business meetings Tom Bell joins Tiernan to answer Ellis's question about 'humankeys'
The very funny Lulu Popplewell joins Radio Nonsense this week to discuss foxes, apples and answer Eva's important question about smurf smurf smurfs.
Bonkers inventor Ethan Lawrence (CBBC's Horrible Histories) returns to Radio Nonsense to help answer Angry Potato's questions about volcanos and fridges.
The very funny Abby Wambaugh joins Tiernan this week to talk toilet rocks and answer Parker's very important question about falling asleep.
Matt Kirshen joins the podcast once again, to talk all about his pasta computers and answer NINA's Q about farts. Even though he's never done one. Sorry about the er...technical errors on this show...ahem.
The amazing Eleri Morgan joins the podcast this week to talk about big sand, and help Tiernan answer a question from 'Not Banana' about pillows.
Writer, comedian and cutter of tarantulas' hair Ryan Denham joins Tiernan this week to help answer Máire the Great's question about potatoes.
Katie and Matthew aka Peasoup Comedy join Tiernan this week fresh from an accidental trip through time on a bus, to answer Oskar's very deep and meaningful questions.
Edy Hurst joins Tiernan once again to discuss his wardrobe having Narnia in it and also to answer Josef's question about potato crisps.
Radio Nonsense meets Bust or Trust to become...er...Nonsense or Trust? Bust or Radio? Radio Bonsense? Athena Kugblenu helps Tiernan answer Gavin's important questions about Rochdale. Meanwhile, does Linda exist?
Andy Barr joins the podcast this week to discuss balancing cans of tuna and sleeping, while helping to answer Anonymous and Rhino's questions about toilet paper.
The very funny Sarah Mills takes a break from teaching worms to dance and helps Tiernan this week with an excellent question from Oona all about stink bugs.
Andrew Barnett Jones takes a break from making his anti-anti-perspirant and writing on all the TV shows (Mr Bean, Lloyd of the Flies, Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse, Numberblocks and more) to help Tiernan answer Ave's important question about bananas.
Hooray hooray Ada Campe is back on the show today! And she brings with her some very odd crab facts and an answer for Oscar's banana question.
James Nokise joins Radio Nonsense this week to discuss sad rocks, all of his famous cousins and answer Thomas's strange, strange question.
Governor of nits Katie Mitchell kindly helps Tiernan answer a question all about donuts.
Joe Wells takes some time out of finding the ends of rainbows to help Tiernan answer Elin's question about smell hippos.
Author of the fantastic Beasts of Knobbly Bottom books Emily-Jane Clark joins Tiernan on this week's show to answer questions about snake and baboon bums. Plus a competition to win a bundle of both of Emily-Jane's books!
Reverse pirate Lillian Wenker takes a break from the high seas to help answer Millie's question about cats. Also, Tiernan announces the winners of the Invisidog competiton!
Stinky Jack 2.0 has asked an important question about wind socks and wind pants, so who better to help Tiernan answer it than professional jibberish talker Ian Billings.
The very funny monster negotiator Ben Van Der Velde helps Tiernan this week with a question all about noses.
Extreme musical chair champion Helen Duff joins Tiernan this week to help answer Yuna's serious question about homework.
On this week's Radio Nonsense, Katie Pritchard takes some time out from helping woodland creatures to answer Ben's question about hurty dinosaurs. Plus, Tiernan gives a guide for any new listeners to the show.
Stuart Heritage, author of the very funny 'The O.D.D Squad: Rise of Invisidog' joins Tiernan this week to answer a royal question from Anastazia, princess of poos about vacuuming up dogs. Plus: A competition to win a copy of Stuart's new book!
This week very funny poet Joshua Seigal takes a break from trying to play giant jenga with huge buildings to join Tiernan and answer Gavin's tricky question about age ratings.
The real Shelf, and not one of their multiverse evil versions, join Tiernan to answer Molly the Mole's many, many important questions.
The excellent author and comedian Iszi Lawrence returns to Radio Nonsense to talk hermit crabs and help answer Beatrix's question about cupcakes.
Liz Galalis escapes the depths of the back of the sofa (or couch) to help Tiernan answer Willow's important question. Plus, New Year, New Ewe!
Its not Christmas anymore, but its also not yet the New Year and no one really knows what day it is or what time it is or why everyone keeps farting and eating crisps. So to help, Tiernan answers some questions by listeners who've already had questions answere…
Its the Radio Nonsense Christmas Special! Tiernan speaks to special Christmas lawyer Jacob C Crackers (who strangely sounds very like Howard Read) to ask him - at a very high cost - all your Christmas questions.
Mr Fibbers returns to the podcast, taking a quick break from writing cheesy lyrics about cheese, to help answer Freya important questions about fleas and geese.
Brilliant author and protector of potted plants Catie Wilkins joins Radio Nonsense this week to answer many important questions that may or may not be from a cat.
Melissa McGlensey and her knee join Tiernan this week, to talk unicorn spotting and to help answer Laughing Ninja's query about up farts and bottom burps.
Bilal Zafar is a very busy man, making human foot shaped slippers for animals. So we are grateful he had time to help Tiernan answer one of the most tricky questions ever asked on Radio Nonsense.
Tiger managing, moon visiting Kristina Grosspietsch (writer for the Story Pirates podcast) joins Tiernan this week to answer a very insightful question from Evie about potatoes.
The excellently funny top sleep performer Nick Vatterott joins Tiernan this week to talk about bellybutton smells and answer Keira's very important question about ants.
Charlie Vero Martin takes time out from not bothering to look at history to help Tiernan answer Justin's very important question about grown up eating cows.
This is definitely, definitely not a Halloween episode of Radio Nonsense. Ish. A bit. Foxdog Studios join Tiernan to help answer questions about why vampires pronounce everything with a 'v' sound and talk about abominable snowmen.
'Why do annoying groan ups not fill your entire plate at lunchtime?' asks Lois. Luckily John Luke Roberts is able to take a few mins away from his successful Beanz supermarkets chain to help answer.
Alison Thea Skot might be the best at offering career advice to animals, but can she answer Paris's question about vomiting giants?
Has comedian Ted Hill found the universe's smallest crisp? Its uncertain but what is certain is that he can help Tiernan answer Evie's very important question about the famous streaming service.
The very funny Meredith Hackman pauses her charitable work helping ghosts to modernise, so she can join Tiernan to answer DaTacoBen's important question about dinosaur farts.
The absolutely brilliant James Adomian (Adventure Time, DuckTales, Teen Titans Go and more) joins Tiernan to spread the word against soup and help answer Charlie's question about birthdays and birthnights. Or is it birth knights?
The mayor of card town himself, Richard Soames, joins Radio Nonsense this week to help Tiernan answer Peter (aged 11)'s forever asked Q about cats and buttered toast.
In-between saving lost balloons and doing a one person conga, Susan Harrison joins Tiernan to answer Etienne's important question about t-shirts.
Tiernan is still on holiday. Sort of. So while he's away, he's decided to answer some more of the questions from the second question pile. That's right, questions sent in by you listeners who've already had one answered by an expert. Part 2 of 2. Normal servic…
Tiernan is on holiday. Sort of. So while he's away, he's decided to answer some of the questions from the second question pile. That's right, questions sent in by you listeners who've already had one answered by an expert. Part 1 of 2. Normal service will resu…
The card ninja himself Javier Jarquin joins the podcast to do absolutely nothing to do with cards and instead just talk about crisps and answer hihihihi me is good's mathematical queries.
The brilliant Chris Grace joins the podcast on his way to Jupiter to answer Matilda's questions about crisps cutting her mouth and the sun burning her eyes.
Despite being on fire and floating through the sky, the fantastic Helen Arney still has time to join Tiernan in answering questions this week from Kevin, Stella and her mum.
Are teachers aliens from the planet zargnok-17? asks Blip Blooper, who may or may not be a dance DJ. Howard Read pops by in-between lip wibbling to answer the big Q.
Eleanor Morton takes time from sitting outside or pondering inside to answer Elsie's deep thoughtful questions on nose hair moustaches and eyeballs.
Runi Talwar joins the show inbetween not mountain climbing to help answer BK (aged 11)'s important question about famous words.
Matti has sent in a billion questions to Radio Nonsense, so it is lucky Michelle Brasier has been able to answer all of them while also running a marathon at the same time.
The absolute villain that is Rufus Hound tries to destroy the podcast this week, while also answering Amy, aged 10's great question about pigs.
Hooray Tiernan's Bust or Trust co-host Athena Kugblenu returns to the show. And she's got the answers to all Alfie's queries about falling into black holes.
Tom Little takes a break. sort of, from eating peas to help Tiernan answer questions from brother Etienne and Remy about houses looking like drills and colours being called colours.
Aoibhe, aged 11 cookbooks, has asked so many questions Tiernan had to call in the expertise of none other than Esyllt Sears to answer them. She happily takes time to help out, even if she's sitting in some cold tea.
Big questions have been asked by Elise about broccoli. Only one expert can answer such things and that man is Alisdair Trembley-Birchall, who joins the show to help and also talk about wall destroying and storm naming.
Charlotte has asked 'why do leaves change colour in the Autumn?' Luckily the very funny Tess Waters is in New Zealand where it is nearly Autumn so she joins Tiernan this week to explain.
Briony Redman and Paul Foxcroft arrive straight from dealing with a foghorn outbreak, to answer Rhys's very serious question about hedgehog etiquette. Plus: An exclusive behind the scenes look at Radio Nonsense. Sort of.
Sharmena and David, aka the Two Little Richardheads, call in from Australia this week to help Tiernan answer Ambu's question of 'Do farts come out to explore then inform poos when to come out?'
Top tree impersonator Duncan Oakley returns to the podcast this week to help Tiernan answer Emil's question about teleporting cats.
Joz Norris is unable to work out how to leave his room, but luckily he has his podcast kit in there so could help Tiernan answer ???'s question about not jumping jumpers.
The excellent Bec Hill returns to Radio Nonsense to answer Emma's question of 'why are you so funny?' and also discuss how to wrangle rogue washing machines properly. Plus back at CC4K HQ, Tiernan is reading more of your messages.
PalpatineEvil wants to know about flying monkeys. In between dealing with criminal giraffes, Matt Highton is the man that knows all about this so he joins Tiernan to answer all.
Tiernan does not sound like a talking potato(e). But Katie Pritchard does sound like an expert that can help answer Caitlin's question about what happens when you flush the loo on a plane and the answer will amaze you.
Hooray, The Listies return to Radio Nonsense to answer Micah's question of 'Where can you find Lemons R Us?', as well as talk about cats, slippery dips and unfortunately, Radio Sense.
Thank goodness for Monica Gaga because aside from her being an expert in time travel, no one else would be able to join the podcast to answer so many big questions from Matthew, aged 9. Meanwhile back at CC4K HQ, Tiernan has a song stuck in his head.
Fresh from the Big Small Pond and Horrible Histories on CBBC, Ethan Lawrence joins Tiernan to help find out just why oh why, as asked by Ben aged 10, glass is see through. Plus an exclusive documentary about stinky hippos from Glavid Smattenburgcake.
Ruben who is 5 or 6 asks 'how do monkeys and dogs do a wee and poo in space?' and luckily Arielle Souma is on a break from practicing her cough burp sneezing so joins the show to answer.
The superb fish singing teacher and mole yeller Alasdair Beckett King joins Radio Nonsense to help answer a Royal Pooemoji's question of 'Why????'. Back at CC4K HQ, Tiernan is trying to talk more slowly.
Fresh from rediscovering Atlantis, Sharlin Jahan very kindly joins the podcast to answer Archie's important question about slugs and snails. Back at the HQ, Tiernan reads an epically long joke that has been brilliantly sent in by Amy.
While Tiernan tries to explain the Pod Goblin he mentioned last episode, Ed Petrie joins the podcast to help answer Amelie's question about cheesy feet, even though she might be 100 years old.
Sooz Kempner kindly takes time out from balancing on her head and controlling her army of ants to help answer Jenny's question about cows and bikers. Back at CC4K, Tiernan reads absolutely everything from the mailbag.
Edy Hurst manages to find time away from his complicated horse based court case to come on the podcast and discuss Jared's question 'why is me alive?' Meanwhile, Tiernan is missing a lot of socks.
Bella Hull joins the podcast to answer an important question from Ella about extraterrestrials and if they poo on our roofs. Meanwhile, Tiernan may or may not be awake.
The Radio Nonsense podcast returns for its 5th season. But what is the 5th season? I only know about four? Luckily the very funny Adam Courting is on hand to answer a powerful question indeed. 'What is the opposite of peanut butter?'
A very special bonus episode for all you subscribers. This is the Radio Nonsense Live show, recorded in the Purcell Room at the Southbank Centre in London on Oct 26th 2022. Featuring Athena Kugblenu and Joz Norris, and of course hosted by Tiernan Douieb.
It's our very special Christmas Radio Nonsense to get you in the festive spirit. Joining Tiernan to answer all of your Christmas questions is a very special holiday guest who is definitely not Howard Read so don't even suggest that it might be.
We have a very important question this week from Sir Goose Bagel The Third who urgently asks 'Why did a frog turn me into a goose?' Rob Kemp takes a break from his incredible key beeping to join Tiernan in trying to help Sir Goose.
'Why don't cars fly?' is this week's question from Not Sus. Hatty Ashdown takes a few minutes away from her coughing and wondering what is in her attic, to give us her wisdom on the matter.
An Axolotl Named Daren asked this tricky question this week 'How do you tell a blind man what colours are?' Luckily very funny and partially sighted comedian Tom Skelton was at hand to answer, inbetween his busy work of training whales to sing.
Rachel and Ruby of Shelf join the podcast despite their very presence together endangering the entire planet on account of how giant they are. Luckily they answer Carick123's question 'How do you commit human eye watering?' before it all goes wrong. Meanwhile …
A continental episode this week as Marcel Lucont joins the podcast - even if he's not sure he wanted to - to help answer this week's question from Jenny: 'Why do some annoying grown-ups, when you ask them for a drink, why do they fill your cup less than half-w…
'Why are baboons bums so bbbbbbbbiiiiiiiiiiiggggg and rrrrrrrreeeeeeeedddddddd?' is this week's big bum question from Chrissie the Sheep. Abigoliah Schamaun has found time in her busy podcast interview schedule to explain all. Back at CC4K HQ, it won't stop ra…
'Who let the dogs out? Who who who?' Asks Theo aged 7. Expert on all things to do with dogs and letting them out Thom Tuck joins Tiernan to help ask this mega important question.
It's the annual Radio Nonsense Halloween special! This year Tiernan has a very special guest answering all of your Halloween Qs. That's right, its Tour Guide Dracula (who is definitely not John Henry Falle the Storybeast. Nuh uh. No way) who is talking to us d…
Georgie Morrell takes time out of her unbelievably busy schedule to answer ???'s question about why unicorns are called unicorns, which means one corn and not unihorns as they have one horn. Back at CC4K HQ Tiernan is waiting for the Autumn leaves to fall.
'There is a Mother's and Father's day but why isn't there a children's day?' asks Ned. Tiernan managed to get Mr Fibbers to take time from his very busy schedule of printing off the internet to answer this important question. Meanwhile at CC4K HQ, Tiernan is i…
Iszi Lawrence returns to the Radio Nonsense podcast to answer Emmett's very good question about 'why are flats called flats when they aren't flat?' Meanwhile Tiernan can't work out why CC4K HQ is so very quiet.
Phil O'Shea from the very funny Soup Group joins Tiernan to answer Smash A Bash's question of 'Do rhino's fart on lions?' And at CC4K HQ Tiernan is stuck in a month of Sundays.
'Who had the first EVER baby?' Asks Bella. Ben Van Der Velde knows and luckily he's on Radio Nonsense this week. Meanwhile, Tiernan accepts an invite from the Comedy Club 4 Lids.
How many farts would it take to fill up a hot air balloon? Asks John The Chip. A question that I can't believe science hasn't answered before. Luckily Ada Campe returns to the show to help out.
While Tiernan is stuck on hold, Toussaint Douglass joins the show to take time away from his custard cream empire to answer a question from Aimee who wants to know 'What happens when galaxies collide, will our planet explode into poo?'
'Why are bees always angry?' asks Millie aged 174 farting gorillas. A big question and one that can only be answered by very funny poet Joshua Seigal inbetween getting in trouble for making cat pancakes. Back at CC4K HQ, Tiernan knows its back to school for ev…
Charlie George answers all the questions you might need to know about poops and beaches, such as just how many poops would it take to fill up the sea? As asked by Theo aged 6.
While Tiernan is away this week, Tiernan gets Paul Duncan McGarrity back on the show to answer an all time important question, impress us all with whispering yodels and divulge the secrets of golf ball messaging services.
'Why is gold not man made?' asks Aden, aged 8. Who better to help with this than Helen Duff with her expertise on roller skates but for your bum? Meanwhile at CC4K HQ, Tiernan is bored.
Howard Read and also Howard Read join Tiernan to answer a highly tricky, and perhaps philosophical question from Jasper: 'When Am Jellyfish?'
Tiernan tentacles from the Comedy Club 4 Squids has sent in a question this week and Charlie Vero-Martin kindly takes a break from her important work on shoes for shoes to answer it.
The very funny Sami Abu Wardeh joins Tiernan on this week's Radio Nonsense to answer the ultimate question: 'What is your favourite chip flavour?' As sent in by Linda, but no, not that one.
Does poo poo poo poo poo poo poo? That's this week's question from Stinky Jack 2.0. Thankfully Olaf Falafal is the man to know such thing and so Tiernan gets him on the podcast to talk poos, the difficulties of growing musical instruments and all about his che…
Brad, a girl, has sent in two very urgent questions on bike gears and the beginnings of language. And so, Nat Luurtsema joins Tiernan on Radio Nonsense to answer all.
Andrew O'Neill joins the show to help answer Luke's question about who the first person born in the world of cake was. Meanwhile Tiernan discusses walnuts and some of your emails.
'Is it socially acceptable for a dog to fart?' Asks Lua. Javier Jarquin leaps to the rescue with his superb animal whispering and gnome renovation skills. Meanwhile, Tiernan is trying to work out just what to call all of you listeners.
Ola Labib joins the podcast this week to help answer Elliot's query about just where his pizza has gone. Meanwhile, at CC4K HQ, Tiernan is wondering what he wants to be when he grows up.
'Why do monkeys eat bananas? And how do they peel them?' asks Cooper. Luckily Stephen Halkett joins Tiernan because he knows the answers, even though he has no clue what spin classes are. Plus Tiernan's trying to make a new catchphrase.
The very funny Eleri Morgan joins Radio Nonsense to answer Sir Poopington Fartworthy's questions on why Lego doesn't do big bum pieces and why you never hear famous people farting. This episode comes to you from the special location of the Comedy Club 4 Myths.
Why do you burp? And do party poopers poop? Asks a totally legitimate camel. The very funny Sikisa joins Radio Nonsense to answer all and regale us with tales of being an expert yak whisperer.
Several of you have written in asking how you make a podcast. Good question. Tiernan has zero idea so Matt Kirshen joins him on the podcast to tell him how you make one, while also discussing his expert head patting and being a ghost dentist.
This week's show has two questions on bee bottoms and cat burps, all brilliantly answered by improv expert Ruth Bratt. Meanwhile, Tiernan has rhinitis but can't see rhinos anywhere.
Joe Wells joins Tiernan at CC4K HQ to answer questions about soup eating soup and to deliver wisdom on pigeons and whispering at chefs. Plus: WE HAVE NEW THINGS! LOOK AT THE NEW LOGO AND...
'Why doesn't poo talk anymore?' asks Tobin and luckily Yuriko Kotani is on the podcast to help answer that, questions about macaroni cheese and enlighten us all with Japanese lessons and insights on silence. Back at CC4K HQ, Tiernan is trying to solve a myster…
Everything gets answered on this week's show featuring writer and comedian James Campbell who deals with queries on vampires, elephants and flip-flops. Back at CC4K HQ, Tiernan has sparrow concerns.
Bilal Zafar joins the podcast to explain all about his campaign to make pears take over from apples in, well, pretty much everything. Plus he kindly answers questions from Keziah and Willow about why dogs bark instead of saying treeeeeee and why Lego so small.
Ed Petrie returns to the podcast in-between running his sandcastle walrus orphange, to answer questions from many emoji rainbow cat and Beatrix about houses eating you and butter flies. And back at CC4K....BEES!
A very, very serious episode this week. Sort of. Athena Kugblenu returns to Radio Nonsense to answer some very important questions from Eli about talking animals and mice world domination.
This week, Bron and Sean at brilliant improv group Comedy Sportz join Tiernan to answer questions about chickens and dry water, while talking about Pokemon, disappointing mountains and the Monkees.
Matt Highton returns to the show to answer questions on trousers, yaks and of course why are farts smell so much. Meanwhile Tiernan is at the real Comedy Club 4 Kids and they aren't happy about him copying their name.
The podcast returns after Tiernan's short break trying to train his pet stone to do, well, anything. And what a return! Radio Nonsense is joined by Alison Spittle to answer Layla's (aged 8) questions about farts and sunflowers.
Its Chrrriiiiiisssstmaaaaaaaas! And so here is a special Chrriiiisssttmaaaaaassss Raaaadddiiioooo Noooonssseeeeennnnseee episode featuring none other than the head Christmas honcho himself Father Christmas who joins Tiernan to answer all of your festive questi…
Bethany Black takes time off her busy schedule receiving Nobel Prizes for making the most inappropriate noises at the worst times, to answer questions from Elijah about colourful cats and one from Eden about poo greetings. Also some advice from Tiernan about e…
'What if you sneezed poop?' asks Millie because she is disgusting. Luckily Matt Green is the perfect person to answer such a question and even luckilier he's on the podcast this week to answer it. Back at CC4K HQ, Tiernan is having some soup.
How do hotdogs communicate with Lego? And does the moon have face? Asks curious Jay. Luckily Tiernan has Katie Pritchard at Radio Nonsense this week and she knows the answers to all moon and hotdog Lego based queries. Also: Is Linda an armadillo?
Lots and lots of questions this week from Carlo aged 0.0001 seconds old, but luckily Keith Farnan is on hand to answer absolutely all of them whether they're about computer meeses or things that melt. At the CC4K HQ, Tiernan is wondering if he's outside or not…
This week the excellent Esyllt Sears joins Tiernan to answer the question of our time. 'What is the deal with socks?!?!?!' asks Bodwin, and an answer must be found! Also horse avoiding, face feeding and at CC4K HQ, its fireworks time.
A special bonus Halloween Radio Nonsense with Bec Hill - author of Haunted Heights: The Slime - answering all your scary questions about pumpkins and why zombies eat brains instead of bums.
Why do meerkats want to be tall? Asks ???😂😂🤣😆😄. Very good question and luckily Luke Rollason joins Tiernan to give a very good answer. Meanwhile at CC4K HQ, Tiernan has run out of sound effects.
Duncan Oakley joins the podcast to answer Harry's important questions of 'Why are bananas yellow?' and just 'why are animals cute?' Plus Tiernan needs to burp.
Radio Nonsense returns! Vix Leyton joins Tiernan to answer the age old question from Casper Grey of just why oh why is the name Bob so very funny. Plus, Linda may or may not appear. Linda!
Matt from The Listies joins Tiernan for a Summer Winter Holiday Special Special edition of Radio Nonsense to talk about booing at gooses, a brand new annoying noise and answer 10 of your questions in a mega question answering session.
Sukh Ojla joins Tiernan to answer two questions from Alice, who is 11 minutes old, and asks about ovens unburning food and talking animals. As you do. The podcast is having a small break after this episode but please do keep sending questions in, and we'll be …
Ken Cheng, host of CBBC's 'Don't Blame Me, Blame My Brain' joins Tiernan this week to answer Fia's important question of 'Why is news so boring?'
Tim Fitzhigham answers an important question from Kino, aged 7 and also ponders on jazz flutes, owning chickens and viking music. Plus this week's intro and outro are a crossover with the Comedy Club 4 Squids!
Possibly the most important question we've ever been asked on the show, from Ruby-Molly, aged 11. Luckily Joz Norris is the person to handle it, in-between dressing up as aliens.
Stuart Laws joins the Tiernan to answer a question from James aka hahsundbdghd about what if video games sucked you in, and also reveals to us secrets about how to add an extra three hours to your day, or maybe not.
Tiernan is joined by Iszi Lawrence who not only gives some amazing facts on dinosaurs, talking to hamsters and using watermelon pips as a dangerous weapon, but also answers Henry, aged 9's questions about cyborgs and buttoxedos too.
Ben Target joins Tiernan to answer the age old philosophical question of 'if a tree falls in the forest and there's no one around to hear it, does it make a noise?' because Carlo, who is only 2 months old, asked.
Eleanor Morton is back to discuss all things earwax thanks to Anna aged 100, asking about it. We just hope she can hear this show if she's got that much in her ears.
Jonny Donahoe and Paddy Gervers aka Jonny and the Baptists join Tiernan to talk multiple trouser wearing, pears and of course most importantly, answer Ian's complex question 'Why TV
The wonderful Rosie Jones joins Tiernan to answer a question from Saskia who lives life on edge 9, who asks 'why don't sticks walk or talk?'
Ursy aged 8 sends us lots of questions for the Man on the Isle of Man (maybe). So who else is poised to answer so many complicated things about giraffe tongues and nose hairs? Well Nick Doody of course.
Georgia aged 100 asks 'Why do people hate tomatoes?' and Ruby and Rachel from Shelf Comedy explain all! Meanwhile at CC4K HQ Tiernan has had to pop out, so his definitely not evil version Wiernan sits in instead.
Why Are Trees Always In The Way? Asks Clara-Lily who is exactly 99.9999999 years old. Thankfully Luke Toulson is on hand to explain and give expert tips on tree dodging, as well as some lovely stories about being sick all over his class at school.
The brilliant Ada Campe returns to the show to answer Connor's highly serious question about why farts are called farts. Meanwhile there's been a stinky hippo invasion at CC4K HQ....
More big questions get answered this week as Zoya and Tess ask the podcast 'How are dollies made?' and 'How are babies made?' Luckily expert shoe tier and lava floor dodger Will Duggan joins us to answer all with his expert knowledge!
What if instruments play themselves? Asked Torbin and so very funny comedian and man who even has an instrument, Silky, comes to the rescue with some expert answers and also some bee keeping advice.
The world's best mountain climber climber Sooz Kempner joins the show to answer 8 year old Elliot's question 'What if you were a robot?" and tells us all about annoying space guys and clever tips to annoy your parents with traffic cones.
This is the Mega Poo episode featuring every possible answer about every question to do with poo you could ever want to know, as the very funny poo expert Athena Kugblenu answers all of 8 year old Erin's 11 questions about poo. So. Much. Poo.
Matt and Robin from brilliant improv group The Noise Next Door join Tiernan this week to answer this curious question from Jacob: 'Who Stole My Meatballs?' The answer will intrigue, amaze and also help you keep all your food safe except wafers.
It's an all singing, all dancing episode with no singing or dancing in it, as Abigoliah Schamaun joins Tiernan to answer Willow's important question of 'Why Do Kids Find Poop Funny?' and tells us the tales of her battles with Gus the Mouse.
Season 3 of Radio Nonsense has began and Stuart Goldsmith joins Tiernan to help answer a multitude of questions with many questions marks from magical Agatha in Edinburgh. Find out all you need to know but also actually nothing useful about flying pigs, eyebro…
Radio Nonsense is back for a Summer Holiday special to accompany on your long staycation journeys to the living room or maybe the loo. Joining Tiernan this week, all the way from Melbourne where it's actually Winter right now, are very funny comedy duo The Lis…
In the last episode of this season, Helen Duff joins Tiernan to answer Betty (aged 7) and Cecily's (aged 10) questions and reveals the origins of language by dinosaur chocolate and how bird poo is the reason we have a night and day.
Mr Fibbers joins Tiernan to help answer why is poo brown, why is water wet and of course, are monsters woolly? Plus some excellent tips on mess making and Tiernan helps Mr Fibbers get his cat burgling career back on track despite the lockdown.
The brilliant Eleanor Morton helps answer the very important question sent in by Gracie, aged 11, of...WHY ARE LEAVES? Such an important question, with even more important answers involving walking forests and smashing food into your own head. Do make sure you…
In this week's podisode, Tiernan speaks to the brilliant John-Luke Roberts who explains the circle of fish, why yawns might be wiped out and FrenchMan in an epic answerthon of many Qs asked.
Tiernan is joined by master of storytelling, The Storybeast (John Henry Falle) who tells us all about nicknames, horse names and poems. Which nearly all rhymes if you say it in a silly voice.
The very funny Bec Hill tells Tiernan all about travelling to the future and why you must never scare a duck. Thanks so much to Erin and Georgia for this week's jingle and Kino for the excellent question.
The Read family join Tiernan to answer an awful lot of questions sent in by Kit and Rose. We learn all about the fart cycle, Norman's big bum and 7.5 of lots of things.
CBBC Presenter Ed Petrie joins Tiernan to tell him all about why he's been at home and refusing to go out for ages now anyway, home DIY tips and to answer just why does health food make you fart?
It's Thom Tuck's birthday and as well as explaining birthday pizza cake, he joins Tiernan on the podcast to answer just why Cinderella's slippers don't shatter even though they're made of glass and the truth is far more deep than you could ever imagine!
Tiernan asks brilliantly funny comedian Laura Lexx just why sweetcorn comes out in poo and her explanation will blow your mind, as it turns out there's a lot more to vegetables than you think.
The podcast has returned with a virus safe type of show to keep you entertained while school's are closed. Tiernan speaks to Lucy Pearman who is on a pig farm that has no pigs on it, and she helps answer the very important questions of 'why do we really need t…
Its a special Christmas edition of Radio Nonsense! Tiernan is joined by Bec Hill and Howard Read to discuss elf jobs, the very Christmassy subject of spacedogs falling in wormholes and just how does Father Christmas deliver presents to you if you don't have a …
A collection of some of the nonsense left over from Season 1 of Radio Nonsense. Featuring farting babies, non-cheese, extra Would You Rathers, Dinosaur Dentists and, of course, poo. Thanks to Bec Hill, Jay Foreman, Paul Duncan McGarrity, Ada Campe, Matt Green,…
In the last podcast of this season CBBC presenter and professional pig whisperer Ed Petrie & young comedian extraordinaires (as well as top grocery artists) Sampson and Mabel Read join Tiernan this week to discuss just what they'd buy in the shop, how we know …
This week Tiernan is joined by Helen Duff and Matt Green as they unearth the truth behind how football really started, if holidays are really all that and, oddly, how Vauxhall stopped making Meriva cars due to all the haunted cheese. Obviously.
Are you a bear? There's certainly no bears in the studio this week. Or...are...there? Tiernan is joined by Matthew Highton and John Henry Falle aka the Storybeast as they ask if people called Mark even exist and just what would happen if you spread jam on some…
So many important things to discuss, such as why is Tom's dad obsessed with breadsticks and most importantly WHO POOP IN THE CRIB? This week's guests are Ada Campe who has seen a lizard that looked like a famous person, and hair with legs Ben Van Der Velde.
Its only episode two and already things have gone wrong. One of this week's guests couldn't make it due to the lurgy, but that's ok because they've been replaced by a water bottle with some headphones on. And of course there's the brilliant Paul Duncan McGarri…
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